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Trauma surgeon, boy mom, wife of NFL player turned lawyer, #VFL, #medtwitter. Speaker, media health expert & writer @HuffPost @USNewsHealth. Tweets mine.
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Jan 28, 2022 4 tweets 2 min read
A world class juggler can juggle 10 things at once.

The world record is 14.

So let's say that juggler has got 10 things in the air.

Then you throw them another 1.

They focus, they adjust, they "juggle" and they keep going.

🧵 (1). Then you throw another.

And another and another.

Until everything falls.

(2)
Jan 27, 2022 9 tweets 1 min read
Newsflash.

Physicians are already resilient.

A thread🧵. In college, we spent nights in libraries while friends spent nights in bars.

To get THAT gpa. To get THAT mcat score.
Jun 8, 2021 4 tweets 4 min read
My husband and I live in the same house.

But we don’t live in the same world.

We don’t live in the same world because my world sees me with my fair skin and green eyes and treats me differently than how his world treats him with his brown skin and brown eyes.

(1) It is this acknowledgment and understanding which forms the basis of white privilege and it has absolutely nothing to do with self-hatred.

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Mar 30, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
I was recently asked to give advice for a soon-to-be-mom.

I thought about the "remember to bring fingernail clippers to the hospital" and "add a portable carpet cleaner to your baby registry" sorts of things.

But, instead.

The best advice I can provide.

Is a reminder.

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Look no further for the best mom to your child than the face you see in the mirror.

No one loves your child more.

When you are tired, when they are angry, when you are angry, when you doubt your decisions.

No one loves your child more.

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Mar 11, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
I see her move towards me
Our eyes caught in a glance.
We pause, we stop, we look
Recognition flashing past.

Her eyes are bright and rested.
Her clothes are clean and pressed.
Her hair and step both have a bounce,
The life I have not had.

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She smiles at me with kindness,
Who I could have been.
Had I chosen differently.
The life that might have been.

My eyes not bright but bleary
My hair not straight but mussed.
My clothes with blood, my soul with bruises
The life I am in.

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Jan 2, 2021 21 tweets 10 min read
I’ve given half my life to medicine.
And medicine wouldn’t give my husband a chest x-ray.

Some kids stole a truck yesterday.
And they almost stole my husband’s life alongside it.

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Going over 80 miles an hour, they hit a total of six cars, eventually flipping their car into my husband’s. His car then flipped over two lanes of traffic on the interstate, over the guardrail and onto the adjacent service road, eventually landing on the passenger side.

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Dec 30, 2020 4 tweets 2 min read
Bwahahaha- @TiffanyMoonMD has been a friend of mine for years and recently launched her website ... ya gotta love it when an anesthesiologist starts her own candle line 😂😂 ImageImage Don’t mind me- just lighting up some ketamine 😂😂😂 Image
May 8, 2020 14 tweets 2 min read
"The House that Covid Built"

This is the wine that lay in the house that Covid built.

Here is the mom who drank the wine
That lay in the house that Covid built.

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Here are the kids at home too much
Running, screaming, whining and such.
That made the mom drink the wine
That lay in the house that Covid built.

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Mar 4, 2020 9 tweets 2 min read
So what's the whole #ILookLikeASurgeon thing about?

Let me tell you a bit what it is like not only being a female physician, but also a female surgeon.

(thread) 1. Yes, this is a “thing.”

2. Every day of my life I am assumed to be someone or something I am not based strictly on my appearance.

3. Yes, I introduced myself as "Doctor".
Mar 2, 2020 10 tweets 2 min read
It’s Monday, I’m finishing up 90+ hours in the hospital over the past week so proceed reading with caution, lol.

I get a lot of questions about who a trauma surgeon is and what a trauma surgeon does.

Here are some answers.

(thread) 1. No, I am not an ER doctor. ER doctors are awesome medical doctors.

2. Trauma surgeons are awesome SURGEONS, with a minimum of 5 years of Surgical training, because…

3. Trauma is a Surgical specialty, just like plastic surgery, vascular surgery, colorectal surgery, etc.