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King of La Isla de Los Perros Defectuosos, B.C. Mexico. Retired 👮🏻‍♂️& finder of 💣🔫&🏃🏼‍♂️. Native Hawkeye, ope I’m just gonna tweet right past ya.
Aug 19, 2019 17 tweets 3 min read
It’s Move In Season & football season is right around the corner.

Since I’m retired, I thought I’d share some advice I’ve compiled over the years for incoming students... #thread If you feel compelled to do stupid things because you’re 18 and that’s what 18 year olds do, I’d suggest searching the Ol Google Box for “University of Iowa smoking map”. If smoking is banned at a particular place, then it’s considered “on campus” & you definitely should not