LWJ, who is Mianmian's "Man of Honor" at her wedding, going shopping with her for her wedding dress at WWX's bridal boutique. It's a wildly popular boutique, offering private appointments with champaign and various sweet treats. It closed well enough, but he would need to keep a hand on it to make sure it didn’t accidentally open while they were looking at dresses.

LWJ is really into car wrap videos. Like really into them. Specifically the more ASMR ones. He can't explain it - he just finds them very soothing - the sounds...the visual of strong hands pulling vinyl taught against the sleek metal...And LXC knows this. He knows his favorite wrapper...and more importantly, he knows LWJ's birthday is coming up and that he has been contemplating getting his car done in a pale, pearlescent blue.

He also knows that LWJ would never do this on his own. "It's too frivolous".

GUYS. ITS FRIDGE DEEP CLEAN DAY!!!! ITS HERE!!!!!!!!!! The before and after already…😍 this makes me so happy. It was SO gross…

🔞SMUT🧵
“I will not kick you out of your bed in your room - Let me take the floor.” LWJ replied stubbornly.

“Absolutely not - You will ruin all that fine silk!”

Really? Was that WY’s concern? Fine then. That could easily be remedied.

“What—What are you doing, LZ…”
#MDZS Thread contains:

✨Power bottomji / bottomji with a plan
✨There was only one bed
✨ WY having a normal amount of dinner wine then consensual sex - briefly mentioned
✨ LWJ wearing jewelry while riding WWX
✨ 69ing
✨ Oddly tender smut

I'm just going through my voicemails right now and saving them to files (going back to 2016) and realizing how they are such snapshots of your life...and getting all Wangxian about it. Here's the first one WY ever left LZ when they became friends. There's one WY left when he needed to come over to plan a surprise party. One from when WY failed his O-Chem test.

A-Yuan has a favorite scientist youtuber. He's fun and funny and makes science exciting. What he doesn't realize is that this youtuber and his baba share a past. At least not until his uncle gifts him con tickets to meet him in person. Thread will contain smut, will give warnings when I get there!

🔞NSFW SMUT THREAD🔞

“Eat this,” the note encouraged. It will help you relax!”

LWJ lifted the candy from the plate and sniffed it.

It smelled good - earthy. A little nutty…And he trusted his husband, so…

For @MdzsSmut

(CONTENT TAGS IN NEXT TWEET!) This thread contains:

-accidental “sex pollen/viagra” drugging between husbands
-bottomji
-topxian
-improper use of WWX’s ribbon
-insanely loose use of ”exhibitionism” maybe?? (sex in front of a window)

Hear me out.

Lan Zhan has had a long hard day at the office. Despite being repeatedly told by Su She that their updates were on track for deployment, he had (naturally) been lying. The set backs are devastating and it’s going to be on him to get them up to speed. When he finally gets home, he just wants to kiss his husband and help put his son to bed. Maybe they will read "If I Were A Bunny" again. He loves that one.

When he opens the door, he's immediately greeted by a skittish WWX.

Hear me out.

Wei Ying owns a bakery. One that specializes in things like these buns and erotic cakes...And Lan Zhan needs to pick up a cake. His brother is getting married, you see...And Nie Huaisang just simply doesn't have the time to do it himself.

https://twitter.com/jonslater37/status/1574461662416936961

NHS has 1,000 things to do to plan the bachelor party. Both of them. Because he's doing this as a favor to LWJ, really, who wouldn't know how to throw a bachelor party if his life depended on it. And he simply can't allow his future BIL to spend the day on a library tour.

Because if I say 777 followers is worth celebrating, then it's worth celebrating!! (And I had this idea the other day and it won't leave me alone).

Romance Book Cover Redraw Contest!!!

Open until Oct. 1! (Meaning, I will be picking one on October 1st)

Deets in comments & pic! In order to win a WANGXIAN romance book cover redraw, please do *ALL* of the following:

- Follow me / be a follower
- Retweet the above tweet (the one with the picture)
- Submit as many romance book covers in the comments as you would like!

🔞NSFW SMUT THREAD

When LWJ accepted WWX's invitation to visit Lotus Pier, he had anticipated seeing WWX. He just never expected to see SO MUCH of WWX when he arrived. He could've never predicted finding him stretched out on a bridge, nearly nude, and completely drenched. 💥Thread contains💥

-canon divergent
-no war, everyone lives
-power bottomji
-big dickxian
-lan ribbon hand tying

Fic takes place in a lotus pond just outside of WWX’s room at LP

Oh I like this! Yonked from Lexi!!! ♥️

https://twitter.com/MdzsStanNArtist/status/1555327040093560832

1: Is your name your real name?

Nope! I'm named after a desert though! I knew I wanted "lemon" in it to honor fandom of old and a dessert...And my Inuyasha beta suggested this!

allrecipes.com/recipe/34244/l…

Fun fact - after 3 years, I still haven't tried it.

Finished the infamous art. Now I need to fic this baby so I can post the final version. You guys.

YOU GUYS.

I am so proud of how this turned out - I think this is up there as one of my fav pieces. I'm so excited for everyone to see 😭 FOCUS WOMAN FOCUS

May I present to you...Business major LZ with a secret passion for art, and ballet dancer WY.

I'm thinking...LZ promised his brother that he would try and get to know his new boyfriend's brother a bit better. Especially since LZ is lacking in the friend department. NHS is a fashion major, but that part of campus is over by the performing arts part of campus. In fact, people cut through that building all the time to get to the other one. So it's not unheard of for LZ to cut through one night going to meet NHS at his art studio for dinner.

🔞NSFW Smut thread (Incense Burner)

Wind whipped at Lan Wangji's robes - storm clouds darkening the sky above. It would open soon, a torrential downpour softening the earth and filling the air with the scent of newness as only rain could. He would need to seek out shelter.

And his husband.

It was curious that the incense burner would pick this dream of his. He recognized it instantly, staring up at the foot of the Burial Mounds. His palms tingled in excitement at the thought of WWX waiting for him within.

Trying something new!! Wish me luck?? I love him so much already...

🔞(smut warning) For #Hanguangjune

It's a last-ditch effort, really. Not quite a lie, but not quite a truth. When Lan Wangji invited Wei Wuxian to the Jingshi for lunch, it had been a genuine invitation. LWJ had simply failed to mention that what he had prepared was...himself. It had been building to this for a long time now. All winter. They would exchange lingering touches and burning glances. The brush of fingertips against a strand of hair. Eyes straying to lips when speaking.

And there were gifts.

I have Tennis Pro Twin Jades on my brain tonight and just...Hear me out. They trained together. Came up in the tennis world together. What if LXC gets a really bad injury during his last season and he can't return? He decides it's time for retirement and LZ needs a new partner... Someone to practice with since his brother can't do it anymore. They'd hold a bunch of passive trials, and it's just LZ wiping the court with all of these guys. No one even makes him break a sweat. Only LXC was his equal and he doesn't know what he's going to do.