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Every day is Motivational Monday if you’re a psycho who loves optimism and hates the weekend. I once rescued a shark and don’t sit next to me on a plane - 🐚 🔔
May 13, 2022 7 tweets 2 min read
Soooo earlier today I got stopped by a Metro Police Officer. I already knew why he got me - I was speeding. But of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me. So I decided to test my luck and humor. About a week ago, I purchased some fart spray off Takelot to prank friends with. Well I left it in my cubby for a later use lol. The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays. Well as the officer was walking toward my car I sprayed about 5 squirts.
Jan 11, 2022 17 tweets 3 min read
"No piece of art has ever emotionally affected me the way this robot arm piece has. It's programmed to try to contain the hydraulic fluid that’s constantly leaking out and required to keep itself running... if too much escapes, it will die so it's desperately trying to pull it back to continue to fight for another day. Saddest part is they gave the robot the ability to do these 'happy dances' to spectators. When the project was first launched it danced around spending most of its
Jul 15, 2021 6 tweets 2 min read
Utter devastation in Nandi Drive. #ShutdownSA Less than 24 hours ago RTT and a medical warehouse gone