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Proud Kannadiga, Software Engineer, Chef, Indian Football, Asian Football. I make jokes, sometimes offensive. Peas! ✌️
Mar 28, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
The Chinese Super League is to due start April 18th. Foregin players have flew back yesterday to start the pre-season. Really? 🙄

#CSL #COVIDIOTS Oscar & Hulk made it back to Shanghai 7 minutes before the ban on foreigners' entry went into effect. In contrast, none of Suning's foreign players, aside from new signing Wakaso who had been in China, returned.
Dec 21, 2019 8 tweets 2 min read
1.They told us to make Aadhar Cards, which would be the singular identity for all citizens.
We obliged.

2. Then they told us to link our Aadhar Cards with our Banks, Pan and Mobiles, otherwise nothing would remain operational and also that everything would be more secure. We did 3. Baba Ramdev started selling noodles, instead of teaching Yoga. We ate it.

4. National Anthem had to be sung before a movie. We sang along.