Who wants to tell him that we've colonised, invaded, ransacked or destsblised the countries people flee from? I've not got the energy.
Jul 19, 2021 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
The anti-mask/lockdown/vaxxers gathering in London aren't satisfied with #FreedomDay and are now livid you need vaccine passports - despite this having been commonplace for entry to certain countries for decades #londonprotest
They aren't happy they've finally got what they wanted. They crave continuous attention so they can feign perpetual faux outrage, because everything they've devoted their lives to for 18 months is over. It's absolutely pathetic. #londonprotest
Jan 9, 2021 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Rightwingers: we believe in free speech and will die to protect it!
*Jack Dorsey uses free speech*
Rightwingers: no, not his
After the right mocked lefties for half a decade about being whiney, triggered snowflakes, they sure know how to scream the place down themselves. Every right-leaning grown-up on here is bawling their eyes out. It's cathartic.
Jan 7, 2021 • 9 tweets • 3 min read
Wait, so Elizabeth from Knoxville, who claims she was maced after storming the Capitol, was dabbing her eyes with an onion towel?
I mean, are these people stupid? (Rhetorical.)
Jan 6, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Holy shit, he just tweeted this. He can't help himself. He's galvanizing terrorism. REMOVE HIM NOW.
My word, he's actually siding with the terrorists. He's defending domestic terrorism in the United States. #LockHimUpNow
Jun 17, 2020 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Had to check the image of Boris Johnson flogging Tim Tams wasn't faked. Turns out the whole thing's real and Britain is continuing to humiliate itself on the world stage.
I've never heard anyone ever describe wine as "delicious".
Dec 18, 2019 • 27 tweets • 10 min read
Happy #ImpeachmentDay, everyone! Savour the day, the memories, the reactions, the feeling, and, most importantly, the removal of one of the most vile, most corrupt goblins to have slithered into modern politics. Good riddance.
I sort of admire the persistence of mad Republicans insisting it's a partisan and laughable abuse of power to impeach a man that has evidence stacked against him. They keep denying crimes. They keep denying a quid pro quo. They keep mentioning the Bidens. Incredible and pathetic.