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also should be clarified that I am not any number of honey badgers in a bear costume. aubfuscates on occasion. yes I know it’s not actually spelled like that.
Mar 31, 2021 9 tweets 2 min read
Modern racial separatism is the fault of the left. Just like Jim Crow and slavery belonged to Democrats.

Collectivists separate you into your “group”. They’re dividers. Separators. They love diversity because diversity gives them a chance to divide you.

Don’t buy their bullshit Don’t buy critical race theory, it’s just racism repackaged.

Don’t buy the idea that “black lives matter” means something different from “all lives matter”. THINK ABOUT IT.

Don’t buy the idea that your skin color is a privilege. My God. How far have we strayed from unity?
Mar 30, 2021 4 tweets 2 min read
NGL, the bitey Biden dog meme picking up steam brings me joy Template for #MilkshakeDog?
He’s a cute dog. Nothing against the dog. But whaaaaaat a perfect metaphor
Jun 3, 2020 15 tweets 7 min read
Someone needs to rekindle the #2ndCivilWar tag.

My Dearest Ashton,
We’ve looted Cheesecake Factory but now suffer from upset tummies. Isabella & Tristan say they’ve heard word from Best Buy that all the big screens are already gone. My heart is broken.
Your beloved Brent
#RESIST #2ndCivilWar
Dearest Brent,
Tis true, all that’s left in Best Buy are the vacuums and a couple wash machines. Jenny suffered a scraped knee crawling through the window and we had to put a tourniquet on her. She’s still crying. War is hell.
#WeStoppedRacism
Your loving BFF Ashton
May 25, 2020 5 tweets 3 min read
The most somber place I’ve ever been was Arlington Cemetary, where the bodies of many of our bravest are laid to rest. Across the country are graves such as these - those who fought bravely and died, who came home in coffins, whose families and country grieve their loss bitterly. Every name on this wall signifies a human being who died on distant shores fighting for the ideal of liberty, an ideal that we take for granted when we stand on American soil, because it’s easy to forget what you have when it’s soaked into everything you see.
Mar 10, 2020 10 tweets 7 min read
It’s time to talk about the Washington Post and the fact that they are no longer a news organization. Let’s take a look at the last 48 hours of WaPo on twitter, shall we?

It’s literally just them bashing Trump. Not just bashing him - looking for every angle they can to attack. It’s obvious partisan hatred.
Feb 12, 2020 6 tweets 2 min read
Holy crap this sexist email.

Let’s face it Courtney, we got curb stomped. Break out the ice cream and sad songs & put on Love, Actually, because we are emotional girls and this is how we cope. Cry it out. Have some chocolate. Are your hormones okay? Breathe like you’re in labor. Okay now that we’ve been shoe shopping (I LOVE YOUR NEW OPEN TOE WEDGES - SQWEEE!) and had a good cry with six of our best friends, it’s time to uncork that wine bottle and think about how we’re going to do better going forward.

I’m not mad. I’m disappointed. In you.
Jan 9, 2020 9 tweets 2 min read
A 28 year old Berner sits at home, complaining about the unfairness of her part time barista job (“they want me to take out the trash & that makes my heart so angry”) only paying $11.50 an hour when the text comes in. “You’ve been drafted. Report for duty tomorrow. 10:00 sharp.” Terrified, she texts back “NO THANK YOU.”

A response comes quickly. “Trump says you must report for duty tomorrow at 10 a.m. bring running shoes.”

She screams. Her heart is really angry now.

“How do you know me?!” She texts back. “I never signed up!”

Response: “FAFSA”
Aug 11, 2019 11 tweets 3 min read
Anyone up for some history?

You know how the North were all the abolitionists & the south were all the racists & when the south went republican that’s when the parties flipped & the GOP was suddenly guilty of the democrats racist history?

Yeah that’s BS.

New York, July 1863. Lower Manhattan, 7/16/1863. The Civil War is raging. The President is Abraham Lincoln, (R). Northerners were being drafted to fight in the war, & wealthy New Yorkers were paying a commutation fee while the poor could not. Rioting began on this class warfare premise but quickly/
Aug 6, 2019 6 tweets 1 min read
Just some thoughts:

Violence doesn’t cancel out violence. The left wing shooter doesn’t cancel out the right wing shooter anymore than Antifa cancels out white supremacists. Violence is just violence, period. It’s brainless. It’s cowardly. It’s debasing. The polarization is only getting worse. With every shooting, the script is rolled out faster and louder. It’s a dumb script. In the case of two shootings in one 24 hour period both sides seemed to flip arguments. This is bizarre. Either the shooters politics matter or they don’t.
Mar 7, 2019 16 tweets 7 min read
Oh my gosh I found the DUMBEST THING ON TWITTER today.

Everything is made for the consumption of white guys? OH REALLY? Oh f*ck you it’s time for a thread. Who makes the consumer decisions in America? Is it white men?

F*ck no it’s women and it’s by a huge f*cking margin.

A - women control more wealth than men in the USA. 60% in fact.
B - at home, 90% of WOMEN control the purse strings.

HOLY HELL

businessinsider.com/infographic-wo…
Nov 7, 2018 10 tweets 2 min read
Here is my analysis of the election...

Senate: the country by often terrifyingly slim margins saw the democrats behavior in the Senate as untenable and voted to end it, ending Senate gridlock/obstruction. This was undoubtedly due to democrat behavior with Kavenaugh. The House going democrat as far as I’m concerned was decided when Trump was elected. Whether you like Trump or not, he’s divisive within his own party. When he goes after rabid democrats, we cheer, & when he goes after the freedom caucus we fidget nervously while some cheer.
May 25, 2018 7 tweets 4 min read
In which a pro abortion guy claims no one LIKES abortion, and then the comments fill up with pro abortion people shaming him for not liking abortion. Seriously, folks, the left is tilting toward insane at a fast pace, worldwide. In which Matt qualifies that he just doesn’t like abortion because he hates all medical procedures, nothing to do with the killing another human being part. Lesson learned. We all must now LIKE abortion.