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Black Nerd Problems: Essays on @gallerybooks
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Nov 15, 2022 • 10 tweets • 6 min read
Doctor Doom: They tried to charge Doom 3.99 a pound for grapes!
Namor: You burned the store down, right?
Dr. Doom: Of course! *notices news* Wait, YOU FLOODED WAKANDA?
Namor: Heh, let's just say they goin have the change the salute from #WakandaForever to Wakanda sometimes.
Doctor Doom: Don't get Doom wrong. Doom respects "doing some shit and being like what the fuck" on a Sunday but why?
Namor: My villain, I'm me. Fuck a reason. I walk around in a speedo just cause I don't give a shit.
Doom: Doom is leaving the call. The block is way too hot.