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He/Him. Helpless romantic. Writer of Wrongs. Intersect candidate. Critter. Nerd. DM. Partial to puns.
Aug 22, 2019 23 tweets 6 min read
#Nightmare/#weirddream: can't get out of this one. Get sucked into a realistic video game world at a school. First game: Counterstrike. Usually not my game, try to leave the dream, but can't. Shock. Need to find an exit. Playing the game to conclusion maybe? We give curbstomp. ~ At the score of 11-0, we are suddenly on a deserted version of the map. Can we get the other team to spawn in? We run around and try to find them. I run into a building that had been boarded up before. Inside is a fancy modern party going on. Relief. Game apparently over. Then, ~
Aug 27, 2018 17 tweets 4 min read
Saddle in people, it's storytime #DnD: Party is trapped in a ginormous illusion/sim (think Matrix, or rather Saints Row 4, but fantasy) that syphons off power off the spells they've used & they still are mostly clueless. Never laughed/cried so hard in anything I DMed as today. The hints were small until today. Things were "too good to be true", monsters nerfed, creating big badass moments to keep the players complacent (and here I thought I taught them better...). They rose through the adventurer ranks at breakneck speed, until finally...