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Mar 3, 2023 7 tweets 3 min read
Thread: #HindenburgReport
Join the dots ...

George Soros has categorically stated that @HindenburgRes report on Adani would be a precursor to Modi's downfall. And he has more or less acknowledged his role in it as well ...

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Against a clutch of petitions filed in SC on the Hindenberg report, the Hon'ble court has formed a 'committee' comprising 6 'so called eminent, independent & impartial persons with purportedly NO conflict of Interest, to inquire into the report & submit findings in 2 months.
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Oct 16, 2022 6 tweets 2 min read
Thread Humor: The Poker Game!

Two couples were playing poker one evening.

Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.

When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Lee's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear ...

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Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Lee's wife, Sue, followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you like under there?"🤔

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Oct 16, 2022 8 tweets 3 min read
Thread : RUPEES SEVEN

Nobel Laureate Prof. C. V. Raman after retirement was setting up a Research Institute in Bangalore.

So he gave an advertisement in the newspapers for recruiting three physicists.

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Lots of eager Scientists applied thinking that even if they were not selected, they would at least get an opportunity to meet the Nobel Laureate.

In the preliminary selection, five candidates were selected & the final interview was to be taken by Prof. C V Raman himself.
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Oct 4, 2022 5 tweets 2 min read
Thread : The Goddess's Fight & Destruction of the Demons ...

For nine nights The Goddess fought.

Each night she defeated one demon.

On the first night she quelled काम, the demon of Lust.

On the second she extinguished, क्रोध the demon of Anger.

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Then on the third she dispelled the demon of Attraction, मोह.

Then she shattered लोभ, the demon of Greed.

In the fifth night She came face to face with the demon मद, & vanquished Hubris.

On sixth night she confronted the swirling demon of Jealousy, मात्सरा & defeated it.

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Oct 3, 2022 10 tweets 2 min read
Thread : Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi a.k.a Forced Poppa of the Nation (Not mine though)

Now that GANDHI JAYANTI is passé ....

Some GLARING blunders of #Gandhi

If interested, Read on ...

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1. Mishandling Khilafat movement

2. Mishandling Mopla riots where thousands of Hindu women were raped and double number of men were killed.

3. Trivialed Swami Shraddananda’s murder by a Muslim fanatic. (He called that Muslim killer a patriot).

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Oct 3, 2022 16 tweets 3 min read
𝗧𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱: 𝗚𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗵𝗶 𝗩𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘂𝘀 𝗚𝗼𝗱𝘀𝗲

This is an exceptionally 𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗧𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 post. Urge 𝗔𝗟𝗟 to read it carefully. Daresay It may change the entire perspective about the 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 weve been forcefed by DISTORTarians so far!

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I'd heard of this speech but not come across it till today. Makes my blood boil to read this. So my instinctive deep hatred for Gandhi /Nehru duo isnt misplaced!

During the trial, Judge Khosla had allowed Nathuram Godse, Gandhi's killer, to read his confession in court.

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Oct 2, 2022 8 tweets 2 min read
Thread : 15 Musings by Kautilya, (375-283 B.C) the great preceptor of the Mighty Mauryan Empire ...

1) "Learn from the mistakes of
others... you can't live long
enough to make them all
yourselves!!"

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2)"A person should not be too
honest. Straight trees are cut first
and Honest people are screwed
first."

3)"Even if a snake is not
poisonous, it should pretend to be
venomous."

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Oct 2, 2022 7 tweets 2 min read
Thread about the Appt of CDS:
By a fellow Veteran in response to the cynical, unwarranted & largely uninformed criticism by other veterans of recent appt.
Please note pt 11.

1. CDS is Apptd in the rank of 4 Star General/ACM/Admiral irrespective of the rk he held previously.

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2. He wears uniform of the Service he is from, with badges of rank of the CDS.

3. CDS in Pay scale of Service Chiefs & Cabinet Secy.

4. He wears two hats ie CDS & Secretary DMA.

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Sep 11, 2022 10 tweets 2 min read
Just a THREAD that's begging to be read!! 🙃

Once The British Prime Minister was very worried about a plague of pigeons in the City Centre of London.
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Despite best efforts they could not remove the pigeons from the city.
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Soon, All of London was full of Pigeon Poop ...

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All of London was full of pigeon poop, and people of London could not walk on the pavements, or drive on the roads.
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It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and pavements clean. Plus the copious droppings posed a public health hazard.
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Sep 9, 2022 4 tweets 2 min read
Thread - जरा सोचिए!

नेहा कक्कड़ को कोई दिक्कत नहीं है, इसीलिए वो आतिफ असलम के साथ स्टेज शो कर सकती हैं ...

विराट कोहली को कोई दिक्कत नहीं है, इसीलिए वो दुबई में शाहीन अफरीदी से गले मिल के हालचाल ले सकते हैं ...

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क्रिकेट टीम की कोई पर्सनल दुश्मनी नहीं है, इसीलिए वो पाकिस्तान से खेल सकती है

बॉलीवुड की पाकिस्तान से कोई दुश्मनी नहीं है, इसीलिए वो वहाँ के आर्टिस्ट्स को काम दे सकते हैं

मैच पर सट्टा लगाने वालों की भी पाकिस्तान से कोई ख़ास दुश्मनी नहीं है, इसीलिए वो भी लगायेंगे और कमाएंगे
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Aug 26, 2022 9 tweets 2 min read
Thread: The FLAG 🇮🇳
This Flag May fade, Yet These Colors Don't Run ...

"It's the Soldier"

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A protest raged on a courthouse lawn,
Round a makeshift stage they charged on,
1500 or more they say,
Had come to burn a FLAG that day.
A boy held up the folded Flag,
Cursed it as a dirty rag.
An OLD MAN pushed thru the crowd,
With a rusty shotgun shouldered proud.

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Aug 23, 2022 5 tweets 1 min read
Thread : Men will Men; And Golfer's are even beyond, a breed apart ...

While golfing, a man accidentally overturned his golf cart.

A very attractive lady golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out from her porch, "Are you okay?"

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"I'm OK, thnks," He replied, pulling himself out from under the cart.

She said, "Come up to my villa, rest a bit & I'll help u get ur cart up later.

He noticed she had nice svelte figure.

"That's mighty nice of you," He replied, "but I don't think my wife will like it."

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Aug 7, 2022 19 tweets 5 min read
Thread 'Lal Singh Chadha' ...

So,
Is China Using @AtharAamirKhan as a Front Laundering Money In India?
Muses Vishnu Vardhan!

Very much in realm of possibilities!

Afterall whilst genius may have limits but EVIL Genius has NONE at all!
Not far fetched imagination!

Read On!
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Now look at these staggering collection figures:
Movie India China

Dangal 387 Cr 1370 Cr
Secret Superstar 57 Cr 900 Cr
Bahubali2 1429 Cr 80 Cr

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Jul 14, 2022 5 tweets 1 min read
Thread: Only IN GOOD HUMOUR & NOT to be taken seriously pls!

Bless me, Father, for I've sinned. I've been with a loose woman for last three weekends."

Father Donavon asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy? "

"Yes, Father, 'tis I."

"And who's the woman you were with?"
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"I can't be telling you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I will NOT say Father, please."

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Jul 10, 2022 9 tweets 2 min read
A Thread on Types of Psychological Quotients ...

According to Psychologists, there are four types:

1) Intelligence Quotient (IQ)
2) Emotional Quotient (EQ)
3) Social Quotient (SQ)
4) Adversity Quotient (AQ)

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Intelligence Quotient (IQ): this is the measure of your level of comprehension. You need IQ to solve maths, memorize things, and recall lessons.

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Jul 8, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
A German walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender tells him : "20 euros!"

The German is shocked. "20 euros? But Yesterday it was only 3 euros !"

"Well, today it is 20 euros."

"But why 20, damn it?"

Bar tender : "After you pay, I'll explain ...

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So well:
- 3 euros for the beer,
- 3 to help Ukraine,
- 4 for assistance to European countries who have imposed sanctions & are not members of the EU.
- 4 euros in aid to the UK, for successful implementation of sanctions against Russia.

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Jul 2, 2022 12 tweets 2 min read
Thread: Interesting Bar Convo openers for Whisky Aficionados ...

🥃Glenfiddich is the world's best-selling single malt

🥃Johnnie Walker Red Label is the world's best-selling Scotch.

🥃The Famous Grouse is the best-selling whisky in Scotland

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🥃Glenmorangie is the best-selling single malt in Scotland.

🥃The world's fastest growing Scotch today is Black Dog. India is a major contributor.

🥃The five most popular Single malts globally are Glenfiddich, The Glenlivet, Glenmorangie Original, Aberlour and Laphroaig

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Apr 30, 2022 4 tweets 3 min read
Thread: Plight of Farmers
My friend @Indusglyphs once again Focuses on Farmers Post wdl of Farm Laws by @narendramodi Govt.

In last three months alone, 233 farmers committed suicide in the Marathwada region.
The highest number of 71 suicides is in Beed district.

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But this need no longer be news cos it is no longer BJP Govt in Maharashtra.

Now the MOST JUST, Sikular Maha Vikas Agdhadi Govt is in power!

Under their watch , last year in 2021, 887 farmers in Marathwada committed suicide due to various reasons.
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Mar 25, 2022 6 tweets 2 min read
𝗧𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 : 𝗠𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲 !!!

Rohitash Singh Ahlawat, a Jat boy from Haryana got selected for NDA and then went on to become an ace fighter pilot.

The Indian Air Force had organised the Biannual Air show at Yalhanka Air Base in Bengaluru ...

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The daredevil aerobatic stunt flying was the main attraction of the Show. Rohitash was part of the aerobatic display team, & he was to go SOLO in his MiG-29.

His parents were in town visiting their son at his station of posting, so they were present among the spectators.

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Feb 25, 2022 11 tweets 3 min read
A thread from WhatsApp ...
Maybe Tad exaggerated & dramatic, but in general true ...

A good turn deserves one back!

Why Russia matters for India!

50 years ago, in 1971, the USA threatened India to stop the 1971 war.
An alarmed India sent a SOS to the Soviet Union.

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A story thats been nearly erased from Indian #history books!

When Pakistan's defeat in the 1971 war seemed imminent, Kissinger convinced Nixon to send US 7th Fleet’s Task Force, led by the nuc-powered aircraft carrier USS Enterprise, to the Bay of Bengal.

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Jan 19, 2022 7 tweets 3 min read
'The Charge of The Light Brigade'

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Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade! Charge for the guns!" he said.
Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.
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"Forward, the Light Brigade!"
Was there a man dismayed?
Not though the soldier knew Someone had blundered.Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die.
Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.

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