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A 100% classy Trump parody account. Tweeting under the family name since May '13. One of the best Trump parodies—Time, Wired, Mashable.
Aug 18 36 tweets 15 min read
I told Shady Vance that I was very angry that he had made Jeffrey Epstein trend again on X. He asked me why. I said, "Buckle Up, Buttercup (*his Drag Name) and I'll give you THIRTY-TWO reasons why!"🧵 Image 1. Do I have to remind you, I asked JD, that you LITERALLY tweeted this in 2016???

“What percentage of the American population has @realDonaldTrump sexually assaulted?” cnn.com/2024/07/23/pol…
Sep 16, 2023 7 tweets 3 min read
So proud of Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski for finding the time to fuck each other so frequently behind their spouses backs while still attending church every Sunday and maintaining busy speaking schedules talking about the evils of hypocrisy. I am shocked to learn Jason Miller used his position on my campaign in 2016 to engage in “a cycle of sexual coercion, rape, sexual assault, abuse, battery, sexual harassment, and sex trafficking.”

I thought Corey Lewandowski was running that department. thedailybeast.com/ex-trump-staff…
Apr 30, 2023 5 tweets 4 min read
Josh Duggar
@mattgaetz
Roy Moore
Ruben Verastigui
Anton Lazzaro
George Nader
Tim Nolan
Ralph Shortey
Ben Gibson
Adam Hageman
Joel Kostan
etc.

Have you ever seen a Moms for Liberty statement against any of the #DadsForLiberty caught raping children?

#Hypocrites #GOPGroomers Image Meet the child rapist #QAnon wackjob who spouts the same "pedophile" and "groomer" BS you hear from the vicious political operatives at Moms for Liberty.

Maybe protecting children isn't their real goal? unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/ok-gro…
Jun 4, 2018 6 tweets 2 min read
This is my 500th. Day in Office and we have accomplished a lot - many believe more than any President in his first 500 day. Massive Tax Cuts for the rich have sent the Debt SOARING to $21 Trillion. The annual deficit is now $1 Trillion. Gas Prices are up an incredible 25%... ... I have convinced the Fake News media to stop reporting on my promise to give everyone better Quality HEALTHCARE at a Fraction of the Cost. Instead I have taken healthcare from millions and Premiums are going through the Roof! Don't get sick people, or you will be fucked bigly