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A citizen of the info-age; a soldier in the info-wars. Dogs, Food, Politics, Gardening, DIY. “Come back with a warrant.” I am the human form of the 💯 emoji.
Aug 2, 2022 8 tweets 3 min read
We ARE NOT conceding our Gadsden Flag to the Biden Administration, or Christopher Wray’s FBI. If you're an American, this is a hill worth dying on.

So let's understand the history of the Gadsden Flag. (A definitive thread.) This beautiful flag is named after American General and politician Christopher Gadsden (1724-1805)

In the fall 1775 the Continental Navy was established by George Washington and he named Esek Hopkins as Commodore of the Navy.
Aug 2, 2022 7 tweets 3 min read
During previous recessions, your ancestors were shade tree mechanics. Let’s do an oil change on the dog-transport.

Ramps, oil drain pan, 17mm socket and Oil filter wrench plus $43 worth of supplies; $30 for 5qts of 0W20 and $13 for oil filter. 1hr max. 🤞 Step 1 locate and remove the oil cap from top side of the engine. I place mine on the hood latch, so I don’t forget put it back.
Aug 1, 2022 11 tweets 4 min read
Today is August 1, 2022. We begin “Phase 2” of our weight loss challenge #WLC today. Is anyone willing to go on this journey with me? It’s going to be 30 days of PURE HELL. It’s going to SUCK. But WE will lose AT LEAST 20 pounds each. I’ll post my progress every morning. A brief background. Phase 1 ran from March 01 until June 30, 2022. I lost 60 pounds in those 120 days. Then I took the month of July off from the plan. As you might expect, I began to slide backwards, gaining 6lbs in July. We begin “Phase 2” today, at 238.6 pounds.
Jul 31, 2022 5 tweets 1 min read
If your bio is nothing but Japanese letters and you post cat stuff

if your Twitter account name has a bunch of numbers (exceptions made)

if your bio mentions bitcoin

if your bio has Trump in the form of Jesus Christ ascending to the heavens with “UltraMAGA” in your bio speaking of “ultra;” “MK Ultra” might get you blocked unless you’re really funny about it.

A Ukrainian flag in your bio (although exceptions can be made here)

Pronouns

You’ve been a Twitter member since 2011 and have 6 followers…