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Mar 21, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
I am personally unaware of any line still on AT&T service. If you were aware of one, please let me know so I may cancel it as soon as possible. your customer service is abhorrent and dictated by people who do not know what they are doing including the genius who decided to create the yes/no process flow somehow located offshore in a country that is unidentifiable by dialect or region.

We wish to complement this genius on Yet another valuable client forever ever send. Do not apologize. You did not make this decision.
Mar 19, 2023 7 tweets 2 min read
Current mood talking to ⁦@ATT⁩ 2:30 hours and not getting a phone line moved. Whoever thought of this insanity ought to be fired. There's a man across the hall
Who sits starin' at the floor
And he thinks he's Hank Williams
Hear him singin' through the door
There's a girl in 202
Who stops by to visit me
And she talks about her songs
And the star that she should be
Mar 19, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
Well they'll Tax you when you're trying to be so good;
They'll Tax you just like they said they would.
They'll Tax you when you're tryin' to go home;
And they'll Tax you when you're there all alone.

But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get Taxd! Well they'll Tax you when you're walkin' on the street,
They'll Tax you when you're tryin' to keep your seat,
They'll Tax you when you're walkin' on the floor,
They'll Tax you when you walk in through the door.

Mar 8, 2023 7 tweets 2 min read
@DianeDeHan Diane I’ve broke down, I’ve succumbed yet my work will be restored.

In late 2016, I had to do something to combat the negativity. I became secluded not quite in the biblical sense, only as much as one could seclude themselves on a featureless [almost slipped and … and said futureless] i was that close.

Part of what I did before was write as part of my responsibility, had a hardcore audience of thousands in my trade and many outside my craft. My name was mud and my attitude was deeper then snakeskin thawing after a -30F winter.
Feb 27, 2023 9 tweets 2 min read
You live where you live Runs with Fist

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[and up to $75 per month for households on qualifying Tribal lands.]
Feb 24, 2023 7 tweets 2 min read
Standby for new lyrics. music.apple.com/us/album/mack-… Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And she shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old Madam, babe
And she keeps it, ah, out of sight
You know when that shark bites with her teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Feb 22, 2023 14 tweets 4 min read
@e2pilot @DeMelaatse Its just dawned on me because I thought of the single biggest check airman I ever had the misfortune of taking a ride. His name is Mike Anderson, don’t worry, my one and once ride with him was 25 years ago.

If the son of a bitch is still alive… You walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot

You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and
Feb 15, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
Pilot error:

[poor training due to incomplete training manual, to include improper instructional nomenclature and pictorials] minor injuries:

bruised egos | get home-itis | self induced management dysfunction.

#737MAX #Boeing #AmericanAirlines - @

bit.ly/3RZk9WF This was investigated under 49 U.S. Code § 44709 - Amendments, modifications, suspensions, and revocations of certificates

(a) Reinspection and Reexamination.—
(1) In general.—
The Administrator of the Federal Aviation Administration may….
Feb 10, 2023 12 tweets 2 min read
@Delta you’ve been hacked. Adding more thrust won’t work. To wit:

Coaxial cable itself has no physical limit. The electrons move at the speed of light across copper wires. .A coaxial cable may be created with different thicknesses of copper, and different numbers of conductors (though I assume you mean single conductor) in addition to different grades of shielding, and insulators.
Feb 10, 2023 21 tweets 4 min read
Thread on why DeSantis should stay in Florida.

First among them is he’d be up against Trump. I don’t care what you do or don’t think of Trump. Doesn’t matter.

DeSantis this cycle would not be good for the country. Why?

You have to think on a strategic level. DeSantis has four years left in his term. That’s big. Why? One simple answer is he makes Florida sing. COVID? He told companies in Florida you may not mandate. For anyone took look around and say, (which they did) he’s killing people!

On the contrary we see died suddenly
Feb 3, 2023 4 tweets 2 min read
@DeMelaatse @e2pilot

Q. How would I get a current wind prog for FL610?

A. The aforementioned winds are from opposing directions....

My Response:

That defies logic but the Chinese must have created the Garmin aera 900. That defies logic the Chinese must have created the aera Garmin 900. Here I thought the 660 was the latest. An ATP said Garmin was operating a secret DOD GPS/Weather portable device that would change the weather.

Think Swallowswell AKA Fang Fang had something to do with this?
Jan 28, 2023 10 tweets 5 min read
@JaneyMackWriter When two trade associations adopt my work as policy or best practices, they better give me attribution, they learned quickly. Probably 20yrs old at the time.

A byproduct is I wrote an amended version for shippers and gave seminars. That’s when the boss wanted to talk. @JaneyMackWriter You wanted to see me? Yes, I understand you’re giving freight claim seminars and charging pretty good for it. I understand you had 40 people at your last one. At your list price of $300, that’s $12,000 gross.

You’ve got that partly right, the morning session is $200….
Jan 27, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
@DeMelaatse @e2pilot

660ft. That I can get on 5 acres. I’m looking now, waiting the right deal, clear approached, ie no tall trees. Hanger on my property 25C in the morning 30C at least 30 minutes before sundown. Preferred aircraft Citabria 7GCBC (flaps) many with 150hp already Some 115hp run outs. STC to 180hp. All identical aircraft some with news spars. They’re wood. A bad batch was made in the 70s.
Jan 21, 2023 9 tweets 4 min read
@Uber support can you get me a progress report? You went dark on me. Your lost and found department appears irretrievably broken. One package, a decade of being a user, in fact stood up for you to city hall when they weren’t going to let you into Naples proper. @uber I don’t know who to call, your app takes me to only the department that is dis-empowered and advises me to call the police. That started immediately after a Jan 17 trip with Ricardo who, though sent at least likely 4 urgent messages, all non-responsive.
Jan 20, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
@GettingCooked received unsolicited today to my email:

Name: Lee Brame
Company Name: Five Star Fishing In Canada
Email: lee@fivestarfishingincanada.net
Phone: 6126626456
Why I am contacting you: I would like more information
Message or Preferred Demo Date/Time: Have you ever been somewhere extraordinary and thought, “Wow, this is special?” You smile and think about how this experience is so much more than you ever expected.

I would like to introduce you to the best-kept secret getaway.
Jan 20, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Baron 58TC This what I flew in 1979-1984. Started right seat, graduated left seat VFR spring 1980 (alternate seats/legs) IFR VFR. PIC “in fact” not paper X-KORD - KCLT October 1980. 200’ 1/2 mile… bonanza.org/aircraft-index… …expedited run up on taxi due to estimated 45 minute ground hold if not ready per clearance delivery. Immediate strobes, immediate start. Clearance, read back correct. Got in line #3 for departure. Checklist, plates, instruments set.
Jan 19, 2023 20 tweets 4 min read

Tales of Webb Lake, a series

Volume 1

Reminiscing with Cemetery Jill

Chapter 1 Who knew buying a grave could be so much fun?

My texts are marked (Me) the rest are Cemetery Jill (Me) Then you remember that crazy man our friend was dating? Drove a million miles an hour and (re) opened that restaurant on A? Kevin something? This is a long time ago, maybe not twenty years but close.
Jan 17, 2023 9 tweets 2 min read
A former CIA officer who signed an open letter attempting to discredit reports about Hunter Biden’s laptop ahead of the 2020 election admitted that most of what was discovered on the laptop is real. Douglas Wise, a former CIA officer and Defense Intelligence Agency deputy director, signed an open letter in 2020 that the New York Post’s October 2020 report had “all the classic earmarks of a Russian information operation.”
Jan 17, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
@RMontemayor210 you’ll get a kick out of this.

I had a Zoom meeting with HQ in Minnesota this afternoon. They all had glum faces. I shut off my camera and went and got my Vikings hat and jersey (#10 Fran Tarkington) and turned my camera back on.

Said guys, I gotta check I gotta check out early. Big game on tonight. Vikings, playoffs, Monday Night football baby!

So about 10 minutes later, I said, guys I really must go. I got people coming. The boss looks up and said “Tim, they played yesterday and lost” Really?
Aug 24, 2021 7 tweets 2 min read
@JoeSilverman7 One has to consider the Afghanistan ‘failure’ wasn’t a failure at all but rather an operation.

List of goodies left behind:

-2,000 Armored Vehicles Including Humvees and MRAP’s
-75,989 Total Vehicles: FMTV, M35, Ford Rangers, Ford F350, Ford Vans, Toyota Pickups, Armored Security Vehicles etc
-45 UH-60 Blachhawk Helicopters
-50 MD530G Scout Attack Choppers
-ScanEagle Military Drones
-30 Military Version Cessnas
-4 C-130’s
-29 Brazilian made A-29 Super Tocano Ground Attack Aircraft

=208+ Aircraft Total!!
Aug 22, 2021 7 tweets 2 min read
@JoeSilverman7 you’d like the story of my father and I rebuilding this bird. She was a wreck. It was a 1954 C180. 225hp O-470. Complete rebuild. I’m about 19 Yrs old laying in the very back of fuselage cleaning the Jack screw with MEK. Never thought to set tail on a saw horse So cleaned and lubricated Jack screw. All new interior and floor boards. New panel including a windshield wiper DME. Wow. Stripped the paint with MEK. How many brain cells did that cost me?

I flew it from S St Paul to Flying Cloud for engine install. John Berlin [RIP]