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Cindy The Soul Snatcher
aka Cindy The Savage
aka But Ya Man Right There Tho!
aka When Cougars Attack So back in undergrad there was this jawn named Cindy (not her name). We used to flirt like crazy, but never did anything. She’d get wasted af at parties and say the nastiest shit to me. But…
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Trapped In The Studio
aka The Legend of Dreamybuns McStackedass Trashterpiece Theater is brought to you by Aint Shit Nxgga Productions in conjunction with Ya Aunty’s Favorite Fxcboy Films
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THE BABYMAMA CHASE

aka The Bruce & The Furious Bruce is easily one of the funniest people I know. He’s goals in a lot of ways because he’s so laid back. We all joke that’s he’s been 60 years old since he’s been 16, and it’s true.
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#TrashterpieceTheater Episode 10
The Greedy Fxckboys
aka When Cougars Attack It’s crazy how some can have it all, more than they’ve asked for… more than they’ve ever desired… yet still want more. The wild fxckboy speaks this language fluently
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THE BITTER BABY DAD
aka Stop Calling My Phone Dude
aka I Don't Want Your Girl
aka York? Two episodes ago (#TPTEpisode7), I told you I had another story about Alisha. I also mentioned that homie crying in the last episode (#TPTEpisode8) wasn’t the only one who cried after threatening me. This is where those two back stories meet.
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The Big Butt and a Smile
aka DatAssTho
aka The Crying Bul
aka But Really, Dat Ass Tho "Never trust a big butt and a smile..."
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#TrashterpieceTheater - Episode7
Alisha: The Most Savage of Them All
aka The Savage Sitter
aka The Legend of Alisha
aka The Cersei of My Past So I recognize my trashy former ways, and repent for my fxcknigga sins. But there’s always a bigger trash ass person out there. Enter Alisha!
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#TrashterpieceTheater TPTEpisode6
The Deacon's Daughter
aka Grandma's Be Clutch
aka Hoe Stock So my senior year in HS, I met this girl on a college tour for Philly are teens. She was sitting on the bus with my fxckboy ass got on. She was cute, but I was tall and conceited. I sat down next to her.
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Trashterpiece Theater Presents:
The Seven Drinks Jawn.
Aka Finessa Del Rio.
Aka She Really Tried It.
Aka Broke Fxckboys Are Crafty

#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode5 So back in the 90s to the mid 200s, I was a corner boy. I wasn’t a thug, or drug dealer, but I was thug and drug dealer adjacent.
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#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode4 -- A Thread 1/ So I have a friend named Bruce. My father also has a friend named Bruce. His Bruce runs the sound for major events in Philly. When I was younger he used to pay me to work the events. I got to go to all the dope concerts and events for free.
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#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode2 Last episode I told a story about how this woman got my number by overhearing me giving it to someone else. As a result, she started stalking me (check #TPTEpisode1 if you missed it)
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Gather ‘round, it’s fxckshit story time
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode1 So I have a stalker that dates back 10+ years. Back to an era when jawns roamed free on the open internet prairies. I’m talking about the MySpace days.
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