For those who hate working out!!! (And I’ve managed to run 5+ miles, etc, but bc I hate it so much I can never be consistent) - for me the biggest thing is distraction. And audiobooks/podcasts don’t really do it for me, I get sucked into how much I hate exercise LOL + my bad knee I’ve found getting on a treadmill and WALKING, at an incline of 10, and a pace of anywhere between 2.5-3.5, for 1 hour plus, works WONDERS!! Slow enough you can do whatever (I’ve even written, answered emails, texted long convos with a friend) + protects your knees

#taekookau where Jungkook is hired as a private nanny, unaware the single father is none other than Kim Taehyung, Seoul’s most feared crime boss - and leaves him sassy notes each day.

Until one day Taehyung comes home to: “Where were you? I told you of the kids’ recital today!” → mob boss & single father!th
→ masters student!jk
→ jk leaving sassy notes for taehyung like “who dresses their children like miniature adults like this? get some pastels!!” And “are you eating breakfast if you’re already long gone for work when I get here at 7a?”

#taekookau where chaebol taehyung has shown 0 interest in anyone despite being high society’s #1 sought after bachelor for years.

But in reality, he isn’t a bachelor at all - has been secretly married to Jungkook, a small town baker who’s held his entire heart all along. — or, where chaebol Taehyung met small town baker Jungkook on one of his trips to get away - and only unveils him publicly after they’re already married.

Cue high society promptly losing its mind to identify this boy who makes Kim Taehyung smile like he’s looking at the sun.

#taekookau where Taehyung is a world famous designer with his own luxury label.

Jungkook is the overworked graduate student struggling to make ends meet.

And Taehyung’s newest muse.

“Him,” Taehyung says, pointing at the frumpy hoody. “He’s the one.” — or, where it’s well-known fact that designer Kim Taehyung always centers each collection around a single model, using them as inspiration; he calls them his muses. Through this alone, he’s single-handedly built the careers of some of the most successful models in the industry.

If I say I’ve thought of a non traditional abo au where omega jk is built like a brick house and alpha th desperately works out to try to beef up so he can be a “worthy alpha that could protect him” and jk just laughs (gently), says “don’t worry alpha, I can take care of us” Cue scene where a group of knothead alphas corner jk, leering at him, and th is about to fly into a rage— only to gape stupidly as jk single-handedly wipes the floor with them, then turns around and /blushes/ sweetly when he sees th like “oh! hyung-ah-“

Th is in love.

#taekookau when the weather abruptly turns frosty and unforgiving midday, Taehyung heads out in search of his husband, whom he knows only wore a thin blouse that day.

Jungkook is nowhere to be found. Cue Taehyung, darkly stalking across the grounds holding a cloak. — or, a tsof drabble; can really be set anytime towards the end of the fic or after
— don’t need to have read tsof
— for the cc who asked “what are tsof tk doing now”

#taekookau where Jungkook pouts, upset with the latest trending topic of his boyfriend. “What are they all talking about? Your face isn’t hard to read, I can tell what you’re thinking all the time—”

“Bun,” Taehyung laughs softly. “All of my expressions are for you alone.” // or, the one where Taehyung’s famously known for his unreadable expression, caught in nearly every tabloid photo of him that exists with a blank stare.

Until people start catching on that where Jungkook’s around, the ever elusive smile of Taehyung isn’t far behind.

#taekookau where they’ve been dating for two years when Jungkook finds out about Taehyung’s family - that they’re /those/ Kims, the ones who own half of Seoul.

When Jungkook realizes that Taehyung could have the world, if only Jungkook weren’t in the way. → complete, 2.7k
→ angst w a happy ending
→ commission by @/hansocle!
→ interactions make me happy 🙇‍♀️

#taekookau the mafia au where a rival mob kidnaps the younger brother of their enemy’s crime boss, a doe-eyed and harmless innocent (or so it seems).

Cue the chaotic panic, when they realize that he’s dating /Kim Taehyung/ - the most feared enforcer with an unholy reputation. → my first au, reposted to save people from the shitty screenshots
→ cw: violence and gore (mild)
→ just smitten mobster tae and unapologetic spunky jk
→ reactions are always loved

#taekookau where Jungkook’s been in love with Taehyung since they were children, but Taehyung’s only ever seen him as a kid.

So Jungkook desperately tries to change himself - works out, gets tattoos, gives up video games - to try to show Taehyung he can be the man he deserves. → commissioned by @/usagiizana
→ complete, 2.2k
→ angst w a happy ending
→ I hope you enjoy it 🙇‍♀️

#taekookau where they’ve happily been in a relationship for two years; or so Jungkook had thought.

Until he overhears a conversation between Taehyung and his ex:

“Do you ever miss the way we used to be?” Bogum asks.

Taehyung hums. “Sometimes.”

Jungkook’s heart stills. → singer jk x chaebol/designer tae
→ misunderstandings
→ angst w a happy ending
→ don’t be alarmed, taehyung adores his baby ok

#taekookau where Namjoon gets the flu - and as a side effect, imbues others with his telepathic Gift.

Taehyung, the Shadowed Beast, hears just how clearly the masses are terrified of him in their thoughts.

But as for Jungkook-- /'It's Taehyungie I love him l love love love-'/ → an epilogue drabble for tsof, set after the future end of the fic (but don't need to have read it to understand)
→ taehyung, the shadowed beast - the man feared for his ability to control shadows and fears
→ jungkook, the dragonlord - who's unconditionally in love

#taekookau where no one believes it when Jungkook - top of his class and campus sweetheart - claims to have a boyfriend.

Until Kim Taehyung, (in)famous music major and campus heartthrob (“bad boy”), swoops in to kiss Jungkook, pulling him half out of his seat at the cafe. — or, where Taehyung’s well on his way to becoming a famous rockstar, complete with an envied record deal even before he’s graduated; and Jungkook is the brilliant sweetheart who caught his eye against all odds.

#taekookau where lion hybrid Taehyung is a supermodel, used to people fawning over him for his lion status all his life. No one’s ever even told him no.

Until he meets a spitfire bunny hybrid on set, who snaps at him for not taking care of his clothes. Taehyung is in love. Aloof, untouchable Kim Taehyung, who’s had people clamoring for his attention all his life, given his coveted status as a rare lion hybrid. Taehyung, who finds the world and everyone in it utterly boring, who’s only ever had people praise and compliment him.

#taekookau where they’re both A-list actors in a long time relationship, and the tabloids have been known to destroy a lot more for a lot less.

Naturally, when a false story of Taehyung “cheating” breaks, Taehyung is concerned. Jungkook is, well.





When the news breaks, Taehyung's halfway across the city for a meeting with his publicist.

He sees his phone rattle with a sudden surge of notifications, and when he sees the damning headlines, feels his stomach drop and his fingers grow cold.

#taekookau where, five months after they broke up, Taehyung finds an old box of Jungkook's things while cleaning out the closet. He means to throw it away, but finds an envelope scrawled in Jungkook's handwriting: "to the one who loves him next."

He opens the letter.





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