“you have to take it back.”

jk hasn’t seen nj this serious in a long time. at least, not while sober. (while drunk, nj tends to lecture on ethics and philosophy unironically.)

jk scowls up at his publicist. “i already told you won’t do that. nothing i said was inaccurate!”

https://twitter.com/BabyMochissi_/status/1664755934088904704

nj just groans. both the landline on his desk and his cell phone start ringing again, and jk feels a pang of guilt. they haven’t been silent for the last several hours.

“and /i/ already told /you/, it doesn’t matter whether what you said was factual. what matters is+

🔞 dark jikook mermaid au where jk works for a facility that studies sea monsters, and his latest assignment is the siren, jm. he finds himself drawn inexorably into jm's light and providing for his many...appetites. ⚠️ horror fantasy, psychic manipulation, creepy deep sea vibes. descriptions of eating raw fish that purposefully disturbing. jm & jk have dream sex that is dubcon because jk is being coerced at this point. ambiguous dark ending with reference to character death.

🔞 jikook au where jm has a huge crush on his gorgeous neighbor, jk- and suffers every day because he's dating someone else.

it takes one (embarrassing, ridiculous, never-to-be-mentioned-again) incident involving a spare key to clear some things up. ⚠️ pining, unreliable narrator, skipping forward and back in time; jm gets very drunk kisses jk which he believes to be cheating (😶), please avoid if alcohol or references to infidelity trigger you! ends with smut (bj, thigh fucking, derrogatory use of the word hyung)

🔞 jikook au where jm's father sells his hand in marriage the moment a thunderous black horse arrives at the border.

there is no duty-bound, brave knight with sparkling eyes coming to save him.

there is only the emperor and his bloody sword. ⚠️ bp!jm, loss of virginity, reference to medieval violence, slightly dub con bc of arranged marriage and jm's lack of sex ed, spanking, cunnilingus, jk has an innocence kink i guess? overall kinda dark vibes

🔞 hard kink yoonmin au where jmi is forgetful with his birth control - but it's okay, because his hyung has other ways to keep him safe. ⚠️ EXTREME DUBCON (!!!), bp!jm, breeding kink (sort of), anal, unprotected sex

seriously friends this is the opposite safe sane and consensual. honestly might delete later bc i can't believe i wrote it but here we are, product of a weird mood and the idea of anal with bp!jm

@mniebby it starts, like most of their antics do, because jm wants to get laid.

he understands that their sex life can't be as active as it was when they were in college and weren't as busy. they're new to the workforce so they're at the bottom of the totem pole in company hierarchy; @mniebby jk especially is expected to stay late as the least senior person at his new law firm. but getting to the point where they're so busy that they don't even /see/ each other until the weekends, let alone have the energy to fuck, is too much for jm.

🔞 jikook thread, nanny!jm x single dad!jk

it makes sense: he’s there all the time anyway taking care of his 6yo charge, taё, so when jm's lease is up, he takes the spare room at his bosses house.

he’ll just ignore his burgeoning attraction to mr. jeon.

easy. tags: fluff & smut, dilf jk, age gap with younger jm

⚠️ bp!jm, minor daddy kink, lots of dirty talk about breeding

this was just supposed to be smut but ONCE AGAIN became way longer than i intended. i blame baby bear taё wanting to be the center of attention 🤷🏾‍♀️

‘pas de deux’

#jikook au: a/b/o setting where scents only develop after you imprint on someone - o!jm has no time for fated mates or romance, too focused on his dream of becoming a professional ballerina. he never thought he'd find his other half in a!jk + let alone imprint on him. but nothing will keep him from dancing on stage.

not even getting his heart broken.