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Weekly THORChain ecosystem updates ⚑️ Chaos Magician πŸͺ„
Nov 17, 2022 β€’ 6 tweets β€’ 4 min read
I bought more $RUNE ⚑️ 🀭

Here's 3 Reasons Why πŸ§΅πŸ‘‡ 1/ Oh heyyy $MAYA AIRDROP!

@MayaProtocolEng is a soon to launch decentralized liquidity protocol & friendly fork of @THORChain.

Confirmed $MAYA Airdrop:
7% to $RUNE holders
1% to MAYA MASK (NFT) holders

Snapshot date not yet confirmed.
More info: discord.gg/VAGZtbcP Image
Nov 16, 2022 β€’ 8 tweets β€’ 4 min read
So you want to buy $RUNE ⚑️ without using a CEX?

Here's how I did it in 4 simple steps πŸ‘‡ 1/7 I used @kado_money to onramp $USDC directly to my @keplrwallet on @osmosiszone

KYC was quick & easy. Platform is intuitive & user friendly. My funds were on my Keplr wallet in less than 2 mins. $2 fee from bank account.

app.kado.money
Nov 16, 2022 β€’ 5 tweets β€’ 4 min read
1/5 While @FTX_Official & other CEX drama dominates tweets & headlines, @THORChain continues quietly building a DeFi alternative.

They have $0 marketing budget! What is the algorithm trying to tell us?

Bullish DeFi news you may have missed this week πŸ‘‡ 2/5 NEWS: Today @THORChain introduced SAVERS Vaults (@THORSwap Earn) aka in-kind yield on native assets.

Previously one needed a CEX or to have $RUNE LP exposure for native yield.

This is real yield generated from swap fees.

SAVERS Vaults are not without risk. As always DYOR.
Nov 15, 2022 β€’ 28 tweets β€’ 7 min read
1/28 I’m trying to understand why this past week has been so difficult for me - more difficult, in fact, than the week I lost six figures when Luna crashed in May. 2/28 My stomach has been in knots since the blood moon eclipse forewarned by @marenaltman

Keep in mind, the last lunar eclipse coincided with the Luna death spiral.
Oct 1, 2022 β€’ 13 tweets β€’ 9 min read
1/12 I'm hearing rumblings of a #LUNCShortSqueeze

Is this just another hashtag from #LuncArmy or is there something more here?

I'm a rekt lunatic (V1) so this is a bit touchy for me.

Anyway, I love a good squeeze so I couldn't help but dive in πŸ‘‡ 2/12 Recap: What’s a Short Squeeze?

A rare occurrence that begins when the price of a heavily shorted security/crypto begins increasing.

When short-sellers are forced to purchase shares to cover their positions, this causes a rapid increase in price of said security.
Aug 12, 2022 β€’ 27 tweets β€’ 14 min read
$CEL token just pumped 100% in 7 days.

Excited by yesterday's wick to $2.70? We're just getting started.

Low liquidity. Heavy shorting. Dream setup for a short-squeeze.

🧡: The TLDR on #CelShortSqueeze πŸ‘‡ Image 2/ Is #CelShortSqueeze just another meme?

Meme culture defines CT & crypto by default.

If a picture is worth 1,000 words, a catchy meme is worth 1,000 RTs.

We got your attention with our killer memes. Now let the numbers speak for themselves...

Jul 16, 2022 β€’ 26 tweets β€’ 21 min read
1/ The future of our funds is in limbo.

The company that told us "Banks are Not Your Friends" & "Unbank Yourself" violated our trust in a most egregious manner.

We are sad. Angry. Brokenhearted.

Here are the 5 Stages of Grief (DABDA) according to a Celsian πŸ‘‡ 2/ I am not a licensed psychologist, nor do I seek to provide any clinical advice.

I wrote V1 of this 🧡 a week or so after getting REKT on LUNA.

Now I've been REKT again by Celsius. Hence V2.

Writing my thoughts has helped me reflect & think clearly.

I hope it helps you too.
Jun 21, 2022 β€’ 13 tweets β€’ 14 min read
1/ The Case for the #CELShortSqueeze β€” $GME 2.0?

Dream setup for a short squeeze. Approximately 87% of $CEL token supply is locked on @celsiusnetwork (withdrawals are frozen) & $CEL token is being massively shorted on FTX. @CelsiusNetwork 2/ TLDR
β€’ Shorts borrowed approx. 18 million $CEL on @FTX, sold them to market on FTX & other exchanges. $CEL token price crashed to $0.20.
β€’ Now shorts must buy back $CEL tokens; however if the price continues to rise, they must be careful not to do so at a loss.
Mar 18, 2022 β€’ 10 tweets β€’ 7 min read
So you want to buy $RUNE but don't know where to start? I've got you! I went through the @thorswap & @thorchain learning curve so you don't have to πŸ€“

Quick thread on how to purchase native $RUNE using a @ledger

Not financial advice. DYOR! 🧡 πŸ‘‡ 2/
What you'll need:
-A ledger
-2 wallets:
1) THOR wallet app on ledger (download this now on Ledger Live!)
2) Second wallet w/ your choice crypto to swap for $RUNE. I used $ETH on my @MetaMask, however can also use native $BTC, etc.