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Comedy writer, director, fat baby on Prisoner. Co-host @sweetestplum podcast. Co-creator @ronnychieng #Internationalstudent. Co-Creator #CrossBread #podcast
Sep 5, 2022 7 tweets 3 min read
There were some shocking revelations about safety in that @Qantas expose on @4corners last night. But the mainstream news sites haven't touched it today, because a) they didn't break it and b) Qantas spends shitloads on advertising. #4Corners The hardest I've ever been slammed by an employer, was ten years ago at Triple M when I described @qantas's planes as "coffins with wings". And was told they spend millions on advertising and to never mention Qantas again.
Oct 26, 2020 12 tweets 7 min read
Today’s Andrews Presser. A curtain covers the stage, then sweeps back to reveal Daniel Andrews clutching a guitar. He has a shaved head & a black shirt which reads “ZERO”. Brett Sutton is on drums. Andrews growls, “Wanna go for a ride?” & they rock out.
#vicpol #auspol #covidvic The journos push forward, forming mosh pit forms at the front of the stage. Chip Le Grand crowd surfs. Rachel Baxendale head bangs. The remaining journos, slam their bodies into each other, releasing weeks of tension through the raw power of the mosh. #vicpol #auspol #covidvic
Oct 24, 2020 6 tweets 4 min read
Promised 3yo and 7yo they could watch the grand final, then realized it was at 730pm. First half in our lounge room is shaping up to be more dangerous than the 1945 bloodbath.
#aflgf #afl 3yo very edgy in lounge room. Expect A lot of niggle early on, maybe even a king hit behind the play.
#afl #aflgf