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@eclecticbrotha
Now I am become sarcasm, destroyer of worlds. Cogito ergo sumbitch ipso facto vis a vis hold deez.
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Nov 20, 2023 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Pasty faced dumbasses Turns out Blanche in the middle is a Medea Benjamin protege.
Aug 11, 2022 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
Oh fuck he unsealed the search warrant. My guess is he unsealed knowing Trump and his media flacks will use the secrecy to stir up more violence.
Aug 8, 2022 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
The senate Democratic caucus = 48 Democrats + 2 independents.

49 of 50 agreed the best way to shepherd the Inflation Reduction Act through reconciliation was by voting down any attempt to amend it.

1 member did not agree.

So, that lone member decided to embarrass the other 49. That lone member began putting forth amendments that included things the other 49 caucus members wanted, KNOWING he'd be putting them in the uncomfortable position of voting against things they wanted in order to keep their caucus together for the final vote to pass the bill.
Aug 7, 2022 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
All hail Bernie Sanders The Amendment King, the man who built a so-called progressive movement that doesn't believe in achieving progress. Bernie Sanders, the master negotiator that can't negotiate his way past a shower door.
Aug 6, 2022 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
Here we go. Bernie begins shitting on the Inflation Reduction Act: "it will have a minimal effect on inflation." He cites Congress' 16% approval ratings. "Americans feel Congress is corrupt."

"We need to move to a multi-party system."

He even references Americans taking up arms.

Jesus.
Aug 6, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Literally tuning to C-SPAN2 to watch Bernie Sanders' political career circle the drain. Sanders can still block the Inflation Reduction Act if he can flip the superdelegates.
Jul 12, 2022 • 7 tweets • 1 min read
The committee forwarded info to the DoJ about Trump directly attempting to tamper with a witness. I'm not sure if Trump made this attempt before or during the January 6th hearings but today's video and transcripts will definitely answer that question.
Jul 12, 2022 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Without actually saying it, Twitter employees are confirming VP Harris was right when she said Twitter needed to ban Donald Trump. Note the datestamp. The future VP urged Twitter to ban Trump over a year before the 2020 election and all she got was mockery and derision from pundits, podcasters, TV personalities and even fellow presidential candidates.
Jul 11, 2022 • 7 tweets • 1 min read
HBO has another documentary about wealthy white folk starting their own exclusive community in someone else's country and then everything goes to shit and destroys everything. Annnnnd the first scene is a bunch of wealthy white people on the beach burning law books. Its an anarchists' convention called "Anarchapulco", after all.
Mar 2, 2022 • 8 tweets • 1 min read
Everybody who claims to speak for us ain't speaking for us. Beware of Hoteps, podcasters and Spaces hosts who are only trying to use us to promote themselves. Example: former Bernie Sanders press secretary Briahna Joy Gray is now being bankrolled by Trump donor Peter Thiel.
Feb 24, 2022 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
The equivalent of urging Biden and Putin to sit down on the steps together and share a bag of Oreo Cookies. Fish Story Cori is part of the BDS Movement, which stands for "boycott, divestment and sanctions" on Israel, but sanctions against Russia are inhumane according to her.🤔
Aug 10, 2021 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Cosplay Socialists take a massive L last week and instead of doing the slightest bit of self reflection, they just call up their media contacts and voila here come the fawning interviews and think pieces from the two pseudo-progressive cable networks. The funniest part is Berner media contacts have been writing the same "BernieBros are a myth" piece for the past five years. And now some stooge at MSNBC swears Bernie supporters are more diverse than we believe even tho most Berner events are still whiter than mayonnaise. 🤣🤣
Aug 9, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Berners spent years bragging about overthrowing the Democratic Party. Berners accused Black Democrats of being the evil establishment throughout the entire OH11 House primary, but as soon as Nina Turner blows a 35 point lead to lose to Shontel Brown they all run to Twitter saying And this is the jig. As the saying goes: "Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."
Aug 4, 2021 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
Here's a shot across the bow of Democratic Party leadership: stop running scared because a few loud and wrong podcasters front you off while gassing up a bunch of neophyte backbenchers. Defend your goddamn flank or suffer the consequences. How you gonna keep saying "Believe Black women/Listen to Black women/Trust Black women" but ignore the warnings from the women who make up the CBC? They've seen the danger since at least 2017. Try following their lead instead of rolling your eyes while the ratfckers run rampant
Aug 2, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
What a morning. Follow up.

I just spent the morning in my health provider's office having the receptionist talk me out of a panic attack while we figured out why my labs were not approved. Turns out the doctor (at a different site) who did my telehealth session never put them in the system.
Aug 1, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Seriously. It doesn't make any fcking sense to keep saying "the voters in OH11 don't want someone who's just gonna do whatever the White House tells them to do" when the district went for the guy in the White House by HUGE margins. They sure as fck didn't choose Bernie. Despite the fact a few deeply blue districts recently elected loud and wrong clout chasers obsessed with running to the media to undermine their own party leadership, most Democrats still vote for Democrats who intend to work with Democrats.
Aug 1, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Hmmm, is this the Krackpot Karen behind the Persist Ohio account? 🤔
Jul 27, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
I need to thank Killer Mike.

My mind had wandered from the #OH11 race. I had all but bought into the premise Nina already had it in the bag.

Then KM insulted Clyburn.

Then Clyburn endorsed Shontel Brown.

Then I found out Nina's lead was from her own internal poll. And that's when I realized Berners were doing the same thing they tried to do with the DNC chair: leap in before anyone else, then promote their candidate's inevitability to discourage others from entering the race.
Jul 16, 2021 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
Instead of posturing to defend their faves, I wish the people extolling the virtues of primary challenges in safe Dem seats would read the fucking room long enough to realize the resources would be better spent expanding the goddamn map by taking seats from The Insurrectionists. Open seats are fair game, but we've spent three years making excuses for extreme leftists who would rather "purify" The Democratic Party instead of taking the fight to Republicans and your fucking credibility is circling the drain.
Jul 14, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
I wonder if people know what its like to have to search for the most comfortable pen you can find to reduce the hand fatigue you often get from signing multiple documents in a short period of time? I sure do, and my preferred pen is Papermate Profile Bold 1.4MM black ballpoint It may seem like a small thing to make fun of...until you're in the middle of clerking multiple documents on a deadline and you have to keep pausing because your hand keeps cramping up.
Jul 12, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
I'm sitting here amused watching all the white men rush to give Bernie Sanders credit for another Biden accomplishment. The Overton Window is just a construct to allow white men to claim credit for other people's work.