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Girl on the Net
@girlonthenet
The UK's chattiest slut: sex blogger, audio porn producer, freelance writer, pervert. https://t.co/zah8ok8W8T
Aug 23, 2022 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
LET ME TELL YOU about how brilliant my evening was.

1. Arrived at a guy’s house and sucked his dick in the hallway.
2. Moved to the bedroom to fuck, and he’d left a belt casually on the bed so obviously I handed it to him and was like ‘use this pls’ *fluttering eyelashes* 3. He wrapped the belt round my neck and used it to physically *drag me* around the bed then banged me extremely hard till I came.
4. Got stoned in a park.
5. Had a lovely walk in the fresh air then pints and dinner and fun chat about how many dogs we could each take in a fight.
Dec 20, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Love it when people send me ideas for new projects. Sure, I'd love to! It's not like I'm busy doing all the shit I already do or anything! Ideas are *extremely* cheap: time and money. That's what I need. I understand techy people get this when their friends casually go 'I've had an idea for an app you could build!' - authors/bloggers get it with 'you should write a book/TV show about X' or 'start a website where you...' or 'ask people about Y and then write it up!'
Dec 14, 2021 • 5 tweets • 4 min read
I am terrible at giving you the detail on #SexToys, but I hope at least I can amuse you by asking the important questions when I test 'em.

Namely: how vigorous a shag can the @HotOctopuss Plex handle without slipping out of your arse?
#NSFW
girlonthenet.com/blog/hot-octop… Image of black silicone ana... Meanwhile, because it's nearly Christmas I'm gonna do a thread of some of the cool #SexToys that have been on the site this year which you might like to buy.

FIRST: @GSilicone grind rings (which other people are raving about too) girlonthenet.com/blog/godemiche…
Apr 17, 2020 • 5 tweets • 4 min read
Had a v interesting chat on @BBCWomansHour with @MariaMillerUK and @Kate_Isaacs (who's doing sterling work holding Pornhub accountable). We talked a bit about child safety and porn, so here's a thread of helpful ISP tools for parents. I mention this because any action the government takes on porn will never (can never) be as effective as parents + carers taking the time to educate your children and block sites on your home network.
Virgin media: virginmedia.com/shop/broadband…
BT: home.bt.com/tech-gadgets/i…