If Shufu finds out that Merji is routinely swimming upstream, closer to the human villages, he’ll probably be chained to the bottom of the lake for the rest of his very long life. But he can’t help it, bc right before the human village starts, a fluffle of bunnies has nested! Merji spends most of his day gazing at them from the bank of the river. He had only heard about them from his Shufu’s stories, and seeing them up close, it’s even better! They look so fluffy and cute! Merji wishes nothing more than to pet them, but

CW/ First time Bottomji, switch WX, nsfw 🔞

WWX was LOUD during sex. He liked to cry out as his husband rammed into him, make sure everyone knew how good and how big LWJ was. On the other hand, LWJ was pretty quite. He grunted and moaned slighly sometimes, he panted but he Didn’t scream like WWX did. WWX accepted that as part of his husband, he was as quiet in bed as outside of it. But one day WWX wanted to switch things up, literally.

“Lan-er-gege, I want to fuck you.”

LWJ, who was currently eating his dinner in peace, chocked on his rice.

#BabyLWJSeason

Baby A-Zhan loved all animals. He was also able to imitate them and loved to hold lengthy conversations with him. Adults were so complicated but animals were simple. He had yet to find an animal that he disliked. That is, until he found geese. Shufu had taken him and A-Huan along to a meeting in Lanling and after meeting a very bratty baby Zixuan, he decided he did not want to deal with people anymore. He tugged on his Shufu’s clothes and the three Lans went to the gardens to be alone.

🐰Wangxian🐰

WWX has had a long day! He had taught talismans to the little kids and they were a MENACE! He looks forward to cuddling with his husband in the Jingshi while he moans about how tired he is!

But when he gets there, there is no husband to be found, just a white bun. "Uhm, little tuzi, have you seen LZ? Did he leave you here?" The bunny twitches his nose at him and hops over. WWX immediately crouches to pet the white, soft fur with a smile. Strange, LZ's bunnies were never in thr Jingshi and they more often than not fled from WWX.