🦷 non critically acclaimed internet weirdo 🦷 Jordan Shiveley • writes fictions/games • designs • Voidmerch owner• He/They • Queer
Sep 4, 2019 • 12 tweets • 2 min read
She had found the picture inside an old book while urban exploring. The book had been an old cloth covered journal with completely blank pages. It had been an odd find for the building it had been in, an old iron foundry on the outskirts of Detroit.
And the humor of a picture of books INSIDE a book was not lost on her either. In fact that is why she kept it. It’s also why she started having the dreams.
Sep 1, 2019 • 7 tweets • 1 min read
Zoe Quinn is not responsible for anyone’s death. Get fucked. Unfollow me. Cancel your Patreon pledge WHATEVER if you want to blame victims.
I was going to be oblique but fuck that and fuck your hatred of...well honestly what this boils down to is all hatred of non men plain and simple. There is a deep and gaping maw of fury and hatred towards women and non male identifying people that is always there waiting to spew
Apr 12, 2019 • 31 tweets • 5 min read
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<then>Digital magic is a thing DEAL with it. It has a serious, if short, tradition dating farther back than the first dot matrix ASCII hexes, back to the infernal punch cards that birthed it all.
And that was just the first time that we’d had proof that something had answered the foolish calls we’d sent into the void. We created a place of rules and numbers, an antithesis to the chaos of our plane of existence and SOMETHING had moved into it.
Nov 30, 2018 • 10 tweets • 3 min read
I recaptured that “in Ravenloft character” conversation I had with a porn spammer awhile back so it’s easier to read. I present to you The saga of Leonard the gentle blacksmith and Siegfried the maybe not so simple tailor. #rpglyfe#dnd
Nov 1, 2018 • 14 tweets • 3 min read
Josie Pye’s smile stretched inhumanly wide, the skin stretching over altogether more teeth that was proper, as she moved the dark stone knife back and forth from one hand to the other. “You should never have come here to my place of power witch” she hissed at Anne Shirley...
Anne’s eyes, now the cold grey of the morning sky off the point of White Sands, narrowed but she did not answer her. Instead she continued to weave the binding ritual, her hands blurring the air before her in phantom traceries the air crackling as the arcane energies gathered.
Mar 9, 2018 • 13 tweets • 3 min read
Dear Facebook Spammer...let's DO THIS
Dec 17, 2017 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
**rolls dice**
Okay so Anne is going to pass the raspberry cordial to Diana as part of her bonus move and they get a +2 to combined actions because of their bosom friend perks. Now I am holding Anne's action till the Blythe boy attacks, remember she leveled up her puffed sleeves
this turn Anne is going to summon the favor of the Lady of the Lake seeing as she gets a bonus dice for her She Who Walks the Shores of Shining Waters perk it doubles the damage of her SLATE SMITE. Don't forget that I get to add the damage since she is still in Carrots Rage mode