Moderate independent. Cerebral assassin. Don’t come at me with that weak ass shit.
Mar 10, 2023 • 11 tweets • 5 min read
Today I will pretend like I’m a conservative and reimagine the events of #January6th based on newly released footage.
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🚨BREAKING 🚨 Here we see patriotic Trump supporters kindly handing bike racks to officers so they have a place to park their bicycles.
🚨BREAKING 🚨 In previously unreleased footage, we see kind Trump supporters calmly looking for Nancy Pelosi to thank her for all the wonderful bipartisan work she’s done through the years.