The next person to make a stereotype Indian joke is getting beaten to death by my snake charming flute!
Nov 20, 2021 โข 6 tweets โข 2 min read
Hey I have an idea for all those who are convinced that the repealed farm laws were good for the farmers. Get farmers to organise a protest on Delhi border in support of the laws. You can use the tents and trolleys already there. No roads will be dug up to stop you.
No media house will call you Khalistanis or terrorists or anti nationals or tukde tukde gang. They will infact suport your protest in favour of the God sent farm laws that'll transform every farmer into an Ambani.
Nov 19, 2021 โข 4 tweets โข 1 min read
Have to feel sympathy for the Modi bhakts. They spent so much time and energy to defend the new #farmlaws only to have Modi announce that he's taking them back ๐
Even though it was the upcoming Punjab and UP elections that prompted him to repeal the farm laws, one must also give homage to the resilience, patience and strength of the farmers who protested for over a year to bring about this change.
Mar 20, 2021 โข 12 tweets โข 3 min read
My last tweet was a test to see how my followers, who are predominantly of liberal leaning will react to the concept of violence.
I want to know what your opinion about violence is. Is it positive or negative?
A thread.
เจฆเฉฐเจเจฟเจ เจนเจฎ เจเจฟเฉฐเจฎ เจเจฐเฉเจ เจฆเฉฐเจเฉ เจนเจฎเจพเจฐเฉ เจเจพเจคเฅค
"Why would I be scared of violence? Violence is my caste, my identity."
In Sikhism, violence is not suppressed. It's celebrated. Not because it's "negative" but because it has the potential to be "positive" for the world.
Jan 31, 2021 โข 4 tweets โข 1 min read
I have some bad news for some of you. Sikhs don't owe you an explanation. We have survived over five hundred years without your validation. We will survive another five thousand. Don't like Langar? Don't eat at one. Don't like Sikhs? Move to Nepal. This is our country.
One advantage of this whole protest is that atleast the pretence is over. Atleast your bigotry is at full display. We don't crave your indulgence. Think what you want. If our gurus' sacrifices cannot sway you we can't. Roll on tje feces of your hatred. Enjoy yourself.
If I say anything the darkness won't tolerate it
If I stay silent what will the lamps say about me
If my song dies this night
How will my friends tolerate me