a #yoonjin au where yoongi's ex steals his (not 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳) cat after breaking up with him, but he has no actual 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘧.

one random guy from the lgbt+ twitter groupchat he joined ages ago, jin (twitter user fisherjin), offers to help with that.



fun little short au based on THIS gem

https://twitter.com/nekojitayoongi/status/1672033346208120832?t=mpsNbAXSsHDS8d16tg9Zng&s=19

so now... i said i would write a yoonjin au next but i already posted that taejoonkook prompt....... for context:

https://twitter.com/nekojitayoongi/status/1661501836623335428?t=3kSuFSfDy5yhqu1mLuj9OQ&s=19

a #taejoonkook au where jungkook tries to communicate with ghosts but ends up summoning high demon namjoon instead.

his next-door neighbor taehyung, your friendly neighborhood witch, is understandably concerned this was inspired by jungkook's live and the fact that i want a taekook neighbors au

a #taejoonseok au where record store worker taehyung has the time of his life every time his two favorite regulars come by

hoseok and namjoon have been awkwardly flirting with taehyung every time they "happen" to come to the store

they have never met the other, until they do





this is just silly

also i'm posting this with having reached 400 followers as an excuse <3

You have NO IDEA what i'd give for that

https://twitter.com/d2verses/status/1649792429438951424

I LOVE live albums they're my favorite thing to ever exist and I honestly find it CRIMINAL that BTS only has them on CD & DVD like I WANT THEM ON STREAMING SERVICES!!! I WANT HOBIPALOOZA ON SPOTIFY

a short #yoonjinau where campus sweetheart kim seokjin is paired with loner min yoongi on their shared creative writing class—only for seokjin to find out he is actually agust d, his favorite musician who he's followed for years profiles:

Me waiting until 3pm so I can make myself coffee at the office bc it's weird to have it at 2pm because that's lunchtime Sitting at my desk scrolling on twt with a yt video playing

(No i actually did Not consider doing actual work to pass the time who do u think i am??)

Re: this, i kept thinking about what it would be like for jungkook to date Famous Person yoongi but then i remembered k paparazzi have an unwritten rule of not publishing celebrity dating rumours if the other person is not famous! or that's what i remember it was like

https://twitter.com/nekojitayoongi/status/1648094768558120961

that's why d1spatxh does the whole jan1st reveal when two celebrities are dating (which is gross if u ask me! paparazzi should Perish)

magic ot7 au where yoongi is a witch and a cat shapeshifter who does his deliveries in his cat form for "convenience"

shapeshifters are rare, and everyone just assumes he's a little familiar sent on an errand—until an... incident happens and ot6 help him out, thinking he's a cat ot6 are magical beings, but even they didn't expect the tiny cat they rescued the day before to wake up as a naked stranger on their couch

a *very pretty* naked stranger

chaos ensues

BTS as Paramore songs because I can't stop thinking about this Namjoon — Playing God

open.spotify.com/track/7hInOqJn…

Side eyeing this Yoongi Id say he has terrible taste but he's in love with JK so i GUESS that cancels it out

#yoonkookau where Jungkook is a youtube singer popular for his covers and a huge fan of rapper Agust D

he doesn't expect his cover of 'Interlude : Set me free' to reach him... nor having Agust D in his dms telling him how nice his voice is

it's unlikely he remembers him, though this is for @thesameflatfish bc when i first had this idea my immediate second thought was "this feels like something Kierstin would write really well" so... surprise! i tried my best 🫡

also, it's yoonkook (@star_koo_ you voted for this)

a yoonjin awkward acquaintances au where they met through namjoon ages ago and have friends in common but they just—don't get along (and none of the others know why) the thing is, seokjin fell into a crush at first sight when he met yoongi after namjoon dragged him to an underground rap performance in university.

(yoongi thought seokjin was unfairly handsome—but what's new, right?)

Dear lord the resonance of Seokjin's voice......... Im wrecked