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nonsense in every direction. where do we go from here?
Apr 5, 2022 • 17 tweets • 5 min read
[ poll results thread ]

let's start out with the one joke question: "what do you need in your life right now?"

0 out of 25 people voted for humility, of course, because anyone who needs humility would obviously be too arrogant to acknowledge as much.

nearly ninety percent of people enjoy how much i talk about depression and sadness! despite it being nearly half of my tweets!

which is amazing, because so many men have it instilled into their brains that no one wants to hear them being mopey and emotional all the time.
Apr 3, 2022 • 9 tweets • 1 min read
more polls:

your life would be a lot better if you had more... how many twitter accounts do you have?
are any of these accounts on 'protected' mode?
Feb 14, 2020 • 47 tweets • 14 min read
two-dimensional dual wielding: the most failed game mechanic in all of #gamedev.

it's not exactly hard to understand why game developers love dual wielded weapons. but in case you're blissfully unaware, i'll give you the very simple answer: because it's fucking awesome. it is the lifelong dream of every man, woman, and child to become like arnold schwarzenegger. is it realistic? fuck no. but arnold @schwarzenegger is holding two shotguns, and his sheer badassery is enough to distract you from that fact. this is what writers commonly refer to as the rule of cool.

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