seokjin can’t afford to be the loser among his cousins so he brings in the big guns (namjoon’s big guns)
- ignore timestamps and typos
- soloist!nj / manager!sj
- if i don’t finish this, flog me or sth 🙏🏼
disclaimer: this may touch upon themes that may be close to home (i.e., judgmental extended families, homophobia, etc.) it’s overall crack but just to put it out there! :D
Jun 14, 2023 • 46 tweets • 20 min read
raccacoonie
— #yoonmin au
jimin has a dollar and a dream. yoongi has a shitty home security system
- yoonmin won the poll 🫡
- ignore typos and timestamps
- had an epiphany (what if yoongi was ke/ith Iee) so here is food blogger!yoongi and restaurant owner!jimin
- we ball
May 30, 2023 • 68 tweets • 30 min read
circles
— #namjin au
mistakes lead to seokjin finding namjoon the second time around
- timestamps don’t matter, ignore typos !
- winging this 👍🏼😁👍🏼
- our beloved summer rip-off
- if i delete this, feel free to burn me on a stake
you know the romcom’s gonna be good when the main leads get affair allegations
— i’m not going to commit to any tropes this time aha but this is idol-actors!namjin :D
— prefacing that there will be no infidelity at all 🫂
— lots of typos! timestamps don’t matter! idk what else
Mar 24, 2023 • 137 tweets • 65 min read
strange light
— #namjin au
namjoon’s gay awakening materialized in a silver vocalist who can belt out triple high notes and undignified incoherent screams (lovingly)
— tropes: rivals to lovers, bickering, secret relationship !
— inspired by niall horan’s heaven
— ignore typos & timestamps ! (redid this part bc i got a sense of how this was gonna go)
poor namjoon forgot to disconnect his spotify from jimin’s television; poor seokjin forgot to unlike namjoon’s playlist for him
- sometimes i just make these to promote something at the bottom notes
- idk about tropes maybe the same 3 ones i keep reusing <///3
- if i make Any hamilton references go send the rapture
in which all of namjoon’s songs were about seokjin, not for seokjin
- if i delete this again, u have the permission to crucify me </3
- tropes: fake dating!!!!!!!!! forced proximity!!!!!! idk what else!!!!
- got the idea from the which it girl are you uquiz
maybe being in the same proximity as your high school sweetheart who never ended the relationship on a good note isn’t really the best idea ever
- side sope!
- don’t mind the timestamps and typos
- low effort im sorry 😭 lower your expectations to zero
Nov 11, 2022 • 168 tweets • 101 min read
paradise resembled
— namjin au
namjoon thinks he’s doing a decent job at being a grim reaper, only until it was seokjin’s turn to go did he realize that maybe soul harvesting wasn’t his thing
- don’t mind timestamps and typos
- this was supposed to be a full fic on ao3 😭 but i’ll try my best to format it into a socmed au with the least narrations as possible
- minimal angst !
- generally inconsistent ‼️
Oct 27, 2022 • 147 tweets • 89 min read
contemporary siren
— namjin au
seokjin never really met the ghost lyricist who’s been the heart of his band’s discography ever since they debuted; namjoon, an ex, thinks it’s better that way
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- side yoonmin
- don’t mind the timestamps and the typos
- generally inconsistent
- 2seok are a duo