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Apr 11
SO PENIS HAS TYPES

Many boys and men worry about how their penis looks, but the truth is this, there is a wide range of normal.

Just like faces and height differ, penises also differ in size, shape, and appearance.

Most of these differences have no effect on your health, fertility, or sexual function.

Learn more about the different penis sizes and when you should be worried on this thread

Check my comments below 👇🏾
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TYPES BASED ON ERECTION.

1. Grower
This looks small or average when soft but becomes much bigger when erect. This is very common and completely normal

2. Shower
looks bigger even when soft and does not increase much when erect. This is also normal, just a different pattern.🧐

Are you a Grower or a Shower?
BASED ON SHAPE

- Straight
goes forward when erect with little or no curve.

- Upward curve
bends slightly upward during erection, which is common and usually not a problem.

- Downward curve
bends slightly downward; still normal if there is no pain.

- Side curve
bends to the left or right; many men have this and live normally with it.

Mild curves are normal because, to be fair, no body part is perfectly straight 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Apr 11
The lie you’ve been fed about self-made billionaires

billionaires “from nothing to everything” story

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Apr 11
🚨🇷🇴 A new Romanian document shows Andrew Tate is currently prohibited from communicating with dozens of alleged victims and witnesses and cannot come within 50 meters of them under judicial control.

Previous misinformation claimed otherwise.

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“During the period in which he is under judicial control, the defendant TATE Emory III Andrew must comply with the following obligations:

a) to appear before the criminal investigation bodies, the preliminary chamber judge, or the court whenever he is summoned;”

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“b) to immediately inform the criminal investigation bodies, the preliminary chamber judge, or the court about any change of residence;”

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Apr 11
The deputy leader of Reform UK, Richard Tice, owns a property company - Quidnet REIT.

From 2020 to 2022 it paid Tice and his trust £600k in dividends. Quidnet should have paid £120k of tax on those dividends. It didn't.

A 🧵 with evidence from the company's own filings: Image
From 10 August 2018 to 9 August 2021. Quidnet was a REIT: an investment fund that invests in real estate.

Just as an employer is required to withhold PAYE tax from wages, a REIT is required to withhold 20% income tax (20%) from its dividends, and pay it to HMRC.
Combining stock exchange announcements and Companies House reporting shows that Quidnet paid around £600,000 in REIT dividends to Mr Tice and his offshore trust.

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Apr 11
Putin let Assad fall in 2024. He will not let Iran fall.

Assad was a client whose survival depended on outside force. Iran generates costs for America without requiring Russian exposure. From the Kremlin's perspective, it is irreplaceable — Nicole Grajewski, NYT. 1/ Image
The US war in Iran handed Moscow three things at once: higher oil prices, suspended sanctions on Russian crude, and fractured Western attention.

Peskov this week: "The Americans have a lot of other things to deal with, if you know what I mean." 2/
Iran held on for weeks, generating enormous costs to the global economy. Even if ceasefire holds, Iran is battered, poorer, more isolated.

If fighting resumes, the cumulative weight of strikes, sanctions, and internal unrest could tip Iran toward implosion. 3/
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Apr 11
This interesting paper lays out a very specific idea for how severe COVID-19 may be driven not only by the virus itself, but by the way the immune system handles what the virus leaves behind🧵
The starting point is simple.
SARS2 can leave behind viral RNA and nucleocapsid protein (N). N naturally binds viral RNA, and during infection people also make antibodies against N.
The authors build the story from there.
Viral RNA + nucleocapsid (N) + anti-N IgG
= an immune complex carrying viral genetic material.
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Apr 11
I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial.

There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance."

600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President.

The distance is my best work.

I am the reason these events are unrelated.

World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence.

Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated.

Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated.

Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated.

Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated.

Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard.

On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well.

The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders.

Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial.

His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded.

The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency.

Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name.

On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio.

Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job.

600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access.

A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25.

My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper.

The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family.

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The largest investor is a citizen of Saint Kitts and Nevis.

The exchange is registered in the Cayman Islands.

The $2 billion stablecoin deal closed with Abu Dhabi.

The pardoned trading platform was incorporated in the Seychelles.

The mining partner was founded in Toronto.

Over half the dinner guests were foreign nationals.

The fees are collected through LLCs in Delaware.

The executive order was signed in Washington.

That is the America part. That is the part that comes first.
On April 9th, 2025, the President posted "THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!" on Truth Social. Hours later he announced a 90-day tariff pause. The Nasdaq surged 12%. That was the proof of concept.

On March 22nd the President posted that he would obliterate Iran's power plants. Oil surged. On March 23rd at 7:04 AM he posted that conversations were productive and strikes were postponed.

At 6:49 AM — 15 minutes before that post — someone bought $580 million in oil futures. 6,200 contracts. The average volume for that time slot was 700. That is 9 times normal. There was no scheduled economic report. No Fed speech. No news event.

Oil dropped. The Dow gained 1,000 points. Estimated profit: $40 to $50 million.

On Polymarket, one trader made $967,000 betting on unannounced military operations with a 93% success rate. Another made $436,000 predicting the exact timing of Maduro's capture. 8 accounts bet $70,000 on the Iran ceasefire with what The Guardian called "signs of insider knowledge."

Donald Trump Jr. sits on Polymarket's advisory board. He is also a paid strategic adviser to Kalshi. Those are the two largest prediction markets. His father's unannounced military operations are the most profitable bets on both platforms.

On April 10th the White House sent a staff-wide email reminding employees not to use confidential information to place trades. In March the SEC's top enforcement official resigned after clashing with the Trump-appointed SEC Chair over pursuing cases connected to the President's circle. The investigator is gone. The CFTC has not confirmed or denied an investigation.

These events are unrelated.
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Apr 11
MAGA Civil War: Stone vs. Loomer 🥊

Is this a necessary purification of the movement or a self-destructive bloodbath? Check out the full breakdown of the receipts, the rhetoric, and the 2026 stakes. ⬇️
dannielleblumenthal.com/2026/04/11/the…Image
Stone: Loomer is "crazed psychopath". He argues her inability to get a carry permit proves she’s been institutionalized.

Loomer: 100% false. She passed federal background checks to buy a firearm and is threatening legal action.
Stone: With Tucker Carlson and Tulsi Gabbard, brands Loomer a neoconservative warmonger pushing for WWIII with Iran.

Loomer: Stone’s wing is "Woke Reich." She argues that "America First" means crushing adversaries like Iran, not coddling them.
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Apr 11
NEW. I have interviewed @BorisJohnson on Iran, Ukraine, Trump, NATO, Brexit for @repubblica. Some highlights:

1 - Johnson: “We've all made a big mistake in Europe, as soon as it was clear that Trump had got into a trap in the Gulf, that there was a kind of checkmate in the Straits, we should have realised that Europe should try as much as possible, within reason, to help America and help America get out of the mess. There's no doubt that this is a mess, right? I don't understand how the Pentagon thought they could do this…”Image
2 - Johnson: “I don't think it was sensible to try to attack Iran in the way that Israel and America did. But I think that now that it has happened, we have to try to help them out of the mess. And I think that instead of saying, “no, no, no, we hate Trump” - you know, all this sort of “this is not our war” - we should have said, look, we will try to help you diplomatically and with what forces we have to reopen the Straits of Hormuz. The NATO Article Two makes clear that you should protect mutual economic interests. We should have said, look, of course, NATO can help to try to get America out of this mess. But you should help us more in Ukraine.”
3 - Johnson: “I think there will be many advantages, such as to open the Straits of Hormuz is in our interest anyway. We have to do that. The economic shock is too much. Yeah, it's particularly bad in the UK, as you know, where we have crazy energy policies pursued by Ed Miliband. We penalise hydrocarbons more than any other European country fiscally. And so we're in a real, real mess. We should not have rejected Trump's appeal for help. That was a very bad mistake. I'm not saying we should have joined the strikes on Iran. I want to be very clear. I don't think that this was sensible. But there's a second reason for helping, which is that we're now in a very difficult negotiation. The Americans are trying to negotiate with a regime that is, as I know personally, immensely duplicitous. They lie. They're brutal. They kill women for wearing the wrong clothes. These are very, very serious creeps, these Iranian mullahs.  But America now looks isolated. America is trying to negotiate with Tehran in Islamabad, in a situation where all the Europeans—even though we want the Straits of Hormuz open, even though we want a deal—all the Europeans don't seem to be on the side of America. And the Iranians can see this, yeah. Now the Russians can see this, and they can see that the West is completely divided. Now, in a negotiation, what I'm saying is it helps if you're trying to get a good result, it helps if you think that your allies are on your side. We should have been there. The fact is our team captain, Trump, has made a big mistake, right? And what does the team do? Does the team tell the team captain, “go to hell, we have nothing to do with you”? Or does it try to help solve the problem? The next reason to try to help is frankly that the West faces a very serious problem. The Americans helped end the First World War, they helped to end the Second World War and to end it in the right way. They protected Europe during the Cold War and the Balkans, none of those wars were started by America. We accepted American help for wars which were fundamentally the Europeans’ fault, and now, when America has stuffed up, we say, well, you know, “go to hell.” No. That’s a great mistake. I don’t agree with President Trump’s language at all in his tweets. I don’t like it. I don’t support it. I think this venture was clearly badly thought through. But, you know, it is unrealistic—and wrong—for Europe to think that we can just stick two fingers up to Washington on something like this. We fundamentally have to decide whose side we’re on. And we have a situation now where politicians in Europe basically think that there are no votes at all in saying anything remotely supportive of America—and they may be right—but you have to show leadership, and you have to—you have to recognise the realities”.
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Apr 11
1/ Russia's ongoing budget crisis, caused by the war in Ukraine, has caused government funding of science to fall to its lowest level since the chaotic mid-1990s. Meanwhile, ordinary Russians are increasingly investing in magic amulets and aspen stakes to drive away vampires. ⬇️ Image
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2/ The National Research University's Higher School of Economics (HSE) has published its annual 'Science Indicators' yearbook. It shows that domestic expenditure on research and development in Russia has fallen to 0.97% of GDP, its lowest level since 1996.
3/ This is lower than the R&D funding levels of Malaysia (1.01% of GDP), Egypt (1.03%), and Lithuania (1.05%). It is also far lower than the levels of Israel, which ranks first in the world in terms of R&D funding (6.35% of GDP), South Korea (4.96%), and Taiwan (3.97%).
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Apr 11
you might have done this as “advice”
not knowing what it really is...

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Apr 11
Russia sent 3 submarines to map and probe Britain's undersea cables and pipelines.

Two were secret Gugi seabed-warfare vessels, built to sabotage infrastructure that carries the country's data, gas, and electricity — Tom Sharpe, The Telegraph. 1/ Image
One Akula-class nuclear attack boat. Two specialist subs from Gugi — Russia's classified Main Directorate for Deep-Sea Research, separate from the regular navy.

They operated north of the UK for over a month. Mission: map critical underwater infrastructure for potential sabotage. 2/
Oct 2023: Balticconnector pipeline between Finland and Estonia — cut, supplies down for weeks. Nov 2024: two Baltic telecom cables severed. Christmas 2024: Estlink-2 power cable and 4 data lines offline.

Russia probes European seabed infrastructure year after year. 3/
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