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Aug 19, 2020, 22 tweets

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#HomophobicTokhangPosterBoy
As someone who has been quite familiar navigating the limelight, he has been exploiting his fame and that of his family to expand his portfolio, entering politics as his retirement plan.

He is pretending to be a man of God, preaching his scriptures and using the bible to condemn other people’s sins but he himself is a sinner. #HypocriteManny

One of the Ten Commandments is thou shalt not commit adultery but he had an affair before with a starlet that almost ruined his marriage, earning his in-laws’ wrath.

The incident had affected their family causing a rift between their relatives but @MannyPacquiao simply wanted to move on from it. His children were greatly affected by it too.

Jinkee made a tell-all interview in @yesmagazine detailing how hurt she was but the alleged mistress wasn’t remorseful. She even said she was blessed for getting all the attention. Bad publicity is still publicity.

Just so we thought it was the only womanizing incident that he allegedly committed, a woman came forward w/ an allegation that Pacman impregnated her and refused to give financial support. Who’s your daddy? Is it Manny?

To compensate all the heartaches he gave to his wife, he showered her with expensive gifts. Galawang trapo in the making ano? Bribe bribe bribe

From a yacht made in Italy to a house in LA, he really knows how to woo his wife. The past sins are erased so everybody is happy. Money can settle domestic dispute, ano?

With his fame and fortune, he decided to enter politics running as a congressman because he argued he wanted to serve the people. Weeh?

However, how could he perform his duties if he was constantly absent? His allies defended him saying he was busy with his boxing matches which they believed brought pride to our nation. Another WTF moment! Boxing is more important than his constituents.

But it seems boxing wasn’t the only extracurricular activity that divided his attention. He also tried his luck to another sport, BASKETBALL. Iba ka talaga! You already.

His popularity meant a great deal so despite all his flaws as a legislator; he ran and won as senator promising to be a better public servant. So ano nagbago ba?

Everything seemed to be working out well for him until he compared gays to animals receiving widespread condemnation in the sports’ community. @Nike dropped him as a brand ambassador. #BoycottManny

#Batista called him an idiot and #Mayweather threw shakes at him. #MannyPacquiaoIsHomophobic


Since he is a big turtle supporter, he is also passionate about the #DrugWar. Plot twist, he tried illegal drugs when he was younger. #EndDrugWarOnThePoor #EndImpunity #StopEJKs #JusticeForAllVictims

His unwavering confidence to the poon of POGOs made him even back the loko’s term extension and congress’ abolition. #NoToCHACHA #NoTermExtension #EndTyranny

He also believes that too much democracy is bad that we need discipline instead. Marcos, is that you? #NeverAgain #NeverForget #DemocracyIsNeverBad #TyrannyIsTheWorst #OustDu𓆉

He has been a reliable ally of Digong in the Senate. He stripped @SenLeiladeLima’s committee chairmanship to prevent her from offending his poon. He can't even justify such move. #FreeLeilaNow

@BigManDrilon has been our fave #TitoInTheSenate, not the plagiarist, for scolding Bong Go, Francis Tolentino and of course Manny too re. the latter’s support for capital punishment #NoToDeathPenalty

As early as 2016, he had already secured Digong’s endorsement to be the next president something that his camp has been floating lately. #PacquiaoIsTheNextTurtle

He is playing coy of his possible presidential bid but he is slowly injecting himself in the conversation. Huwag kami, Manny! Di kami tanga! Of course our matapobreng insensitive Queen Maggot weighed in too. Masahin mo ang mukha mo!

Considering this looooong thread, we leave you this question: WILL YOU VOTE FOR MANNY THE HOMOPHOBIC ENABLER FOR PRESIDENT IN 2022?

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