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May 12, 2021, 79 tweets

good morning.

that's just blackface with extra steps

Might collect more work shortage examples today

Bad to worse to worser

"House Republicans oust Liz Cheney from party leadership" twitter.com/i/events/13921…

"71% of stations in metro Charlotte are without gasoline."

This isn't good by the way.

In fact, this is bad.

"I went to get gas and this is the line since all of the surrounding stations are out ⛽️" -- via twitter.com/Kristen7News/

things

"Consumer Prices See Largest Yearly Jump Since 2008 as Evidence of Inflation Mounts" nationalreview.com/news/consumer-…

lol

> surprised

.... I think our government might be incompetent

JUST A HUNCH

war in Israel and Middle East

"An IDF targeted killing against a vehicle traveling in the al-Sha`af neighborhood. *Warning, difficult images* #Gaza #Israel" -- via twitter.com/Jtruzmah/

meanwhile in America

"UN envoy warns of ‘a full scale war’ as death toll rises in Israel-Hamas violence twitter.com/i/events/13916…

> Gal Gadot chimes in

it's official

"Lies" or not

At the very least the GOP came together to make a f*cking decision for once.

That's massive. They normally aren't capable of doing that.

can't even quote the headline b/c Twitter's algorithm might get mad about it nypost.com/2021/05/12/ham…

> Go to transportation.house.gov
> Click on "Our Plan"
> 404 page

"Infrastructure 'Plan'? WE HAVE NO PLAN :^)"

"Israel carried out hundreds of air strikes in Gaza and Palestinian militants fired multiple rocket barrages at Tel Aviv and the southern city of Beersheba in the region’s most intense hostilities in years" -- via twitter.com/Reuters/

"Massive protest in London in solidarity with Palestine" -- via twitter.com/pathan_sumaya/

thread theme

"This man has no fear" -- via twitter.com/AssadAliSays/

"A house in occupied Ashkelon was hit by a missile fired from the Gaza Strip" -- via twitter.com/ShehabAgency/

"Rocket fire towards Tel Aviv and the southern cities" -- via twitter.com/ShehabAgency/

🚨🚨🚨DUCK AND COVER🚨🚨🚨

"Israel Assassinates Top Hamas Commander, Islamist Soldiers In Targeted Airstrikes: Report" dailycaller.com/2021/05/12/isr…

🚨🚨FLASHBACK, APRIL 2021: "U.S. restores assistance for Palestinians, to provide $235 million in aid" reuters.com/article/us-pal…

"What left of Al-Shuroq building in Gaza" -- via twitter.com/Timesofgaza/

"Tragic news coming out of Sderot, Israel. 6 yr-old boy killed after his home was struck by a rocket fired from Gaza." -- via twitter.com/afagerbakke/

dunno how to describe this one other than going

BEEP BEEP BEEP

MISSILES COMIN' THROUGH (video via twitter.com/SouleFacts/)

"Massive clashes in Tel Aviv, Israelis storm stores owned by Palestinian owners." -- via twitter.com/TheInsiderPape…

"Settlers riots and attacks on Palestinians and their shops in the suburbs of occupied Jaffa." -- via twitter.com/ShehabAgency/

"Footage from an impact right outside a building in Ashkelon" -- via twitter.com/manniefabian/

"Palestinian stores stormed and attacked by Israelis in Jaffa" -- via twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper

"From my window now #GazaUnderAttack" -- via twitter.com/Farah_Gazan/

"Some 1,200 rockets have been launched from Gaza so far" timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry…

"Clashes are underway between Jewish and Arab groups in several cities. This video was filmed in Haifa." -- via twitter.com/COUPSURE/

"Volley of rockets fired towards Ashkelon a short time ago from #Gaza. #Israel" -- via twitter.com/Jtruzmah/

More clashes (via twitter.com/JatIkhwan)

"Sheikhb Jarrah resident @m7mdkurd was just attacked and kicked out of his entire neighbourhood by Israeli forces!" -- via twitter.com/JalalAK_jojo/

tensions further escalate

^^ SEND retweets thanks

Nikki Haley has logged on

"Dramatic videos show Gaza tower collapsing amid Israel-Hamas conflict" nypost.com/2021/05/12/vid…

"Civilians trying to escape from rocket barrage in Sderot." -- via twitter.com/momchil_ivanov…

🚨🚨
"Jewish rioters lynched a driver in Bat Yam, his condition is unclear" -- via twitter.com/guyelster/

"Settler gangs, with the protection of the occupation forces, attack Palestinians in the occupied city of Acre." -- via twitter.com/ShehabAgency/

"Riots in Acre: A Jew was seriously injured after being attacked by Arab rioters" -- via twitter.com/kann_news/

IT'S GONNA ESCALATE

"IDF operations against Hamas in Gaza will intensify."

!!

OH LAWD BIG CHONGUS IS COMIN'

INCOMING

HAPPENING

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Thanks

THANKS BIDEN

"Chaos reigns in the Bat Yam district of Tel Aviv." -- via twitter.com/WuTan6/

"Lod, live shooting. And the police? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" -- via twitter.com/RealNewsIL/

"*Graphic content* Israeli settlers attack a Palestinian" -- via twitter.com/Timesofgaza/

"A shootout between Palestinians and Israeli terrorists at Shuafat in Jerusalem." -- video via twitter.com/seketulawan/

"BREAKING: Biden says ‘Israel has a right to defend itself’ as Hamas-Israel conflict escalates" thepostmillennial.com/breaking-biden…

PHEW.

"WATCH: Florida Governor DeSantis condemns terrorist group Hamas, defends Israel" thepostmillennial.com/florida-govern…

"Center of Israel is now under attack including Tel Aviv .. -- via twitter.com/JeltheK/

"Seen from an ElAl plane, rocket rain on #Israel . The plane tries to land at #TelAviv . Video filmed by a colleague on board the plane." -- via twitter.com/julienbahloul

"A video clip of a very violent bombardment targeting the northern Gaza Strip a short while ago" -- via twitter.com/rdooan/

> Politics
> Power
#Crabman2024

"NOW: Rocket hit a residence in Petah Tikva, Israel." -- via twitter.com/MundoEConflict…

"The Chicago march for justice in Palestine is absolutely enormous" -- via twitter.com/MilesKLassin/

"Direct hit by a rocket on car in Tel Aviv" -- via twitter.com/DavidADaoud/

Video from Acre, Israel, tonight (via twitter.com/RealNewsIL/)

More fighting over in Jaffa (via twitter.com/ShehabAgency)

"Palestinian family brutally assaulted by Israeli police in Haifa." -- via twitter.com/abierkhatib/

jesus christ
(via twitter.com/3amriiato/)

"Iron Dome Tamir interceptors light up the night sky for the second night in a row in the Tel-Aviv area." -- via twitter.com/Jtruzmah/

IT'S TIME TO STOP

"Target will stop selling Pokémon cards in stores" theverge.com/2021/5/12/2243…

"A video showing the rocket missiles being launched from #Gaza" -- video via twitter.com/AsaadHannaa/

ahhhhhhh

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