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Comedian / complainer. ALBUMS: Pasta, Good for Her. SPECIAL: Ice Thickeners. PODCAST: Baby Geniuses. TV WRITING: Barry, Search Party, Medical Police, +. she/her

Sep 13, 2021, 19 tweets

No one tell me the Met Gala theme. I’m gonna try to figure it out

Okay I think it's "seltzer"

The can

"Uh oh, I shook it up and opened it"

The sensation of carbonation

ok i might be wrong

"all around the world, everyone loves seltzer"

"Mountain Dew is a kind of seltzer if you think about it"

"Oh no I spilled my seltzer"

White Claw

Wow, I am right

"Milk is the closest a cow will come to experiencing seltzer"

Yes okay

Emily Blunt serving "stock photo of carbonation" realness

"They forgot to give me a seltzer hole"

I will end this thread when I can find @lizzieohreally a Pamplemousse LaCroix

"champagne is a type of seltzer for when you want to be drunk"

Lady Gaga coming through just under the wire. Great job at the #MetGala everyone!! Treat yourselves to a little seltz

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