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Sep 13, 2021 19 tweets 5 min read Read on X
No one tell me the Met Gala theme. I’m gonna try to figure it out
Okay I think it's "seltzer"
The can
"Uh oh, I shook it up and opened it"
The sensation of carbonation
ok i might be wrong
"all around the world, everyone loves seltzer"
"Mountain Dew is a kind of seltzer if you think about it"
"Oh no I spilled my seltzer"
White Claw
Wow, I am right
"Milk is the closest a cow will come to experiencing seltzer"
Yes okay
Emily Blunt serving "stock photo of carbonation" realness
"They forgot to give me a seltzer hole"
I will end this thread when I can find @lizzieohreally a Pamplemousse LaCroix
"champagne is a type of seltzer for when you want to be drunk"
Lady Gaga coming through just under the wire. Great job at the #MetGala everyone!! Treat yourselves to a little seltz

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Sep 13, 2021
I enjoyed LulaRich but I wish it contextualized the company within the MLM system. LulaRoe's exploitative practices and misleading marketing aren't unique to them or attributable to the culture created by Deanne and Mark.
The problems are systemic, and there's a larger story to be told about how AmWay & the DeVos family paved the way to legalize pyramid schemes (listen to The Dream!).
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I spent some time reading a MAGA message board to try and gauge their reaction to Trump's video yesterday. I am here to report the infighting is DIZZYING, even for me, someone extremely online for two Dem primaries, Louis CK, the dress, the Ghostbusters reboot, and HBO's Girls
At the risk of wading in, which I don't really want to: some people think he's betraying them and giving up on the cause; some people are assuming that when he references the "new administration" coming in, he's merely implying he's gonna ditch Pence and get a new VP
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Here's some take-it-or-leave-it advice. If this doesn't apply to your situation, that's fine!
First of all: know yourself and what works for you. If you haven’t experimented extensively with this, think about your successes with regards to getting things done. How’d you do it? Can you replicate any of those conditions? I’ll give you a few examples from my own processes.
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