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On this handle I publish for kicks rhymes about #Missouri politics. May these lines of satire help citizens inspire Missouri’s gerrymanders to fix. 🐯🌱🇺🇸🗽⚖️

Dec 21, 2021, 29 tweets

@thisweekinmopol @scottfaughn @PatWhiteSTL @RepSheenBean @JoeBiden @BarklageCompany @AJSchwadron @Eric_Schmitt @KCMikeMahoney Eric’s campaign was long overdue to release a playlist; 22 #GreatestHits now await so that Schmitt’s #ShowMeState its AG’s dismal record can view, for this 🚑 chaser’s unfit. Each song here I dedicate to Schmitt. @MoGov #SchmittList

@thisweekinmopol @scottfaughn @PatWhiteSTL @RepSheenBean @JoeBiden @BarklageCompany @AJSchwadron @Eric_Schmitt @KCMikeMahoney @MoGov 1/ AG Schmitt’s favorite ploy was named “sue.” While campaigning, it’s all he could do large donations (in cash) with false hope soon to stash for his failing run in ’22: the main ingredient Schmitt would need Roy Blunt in the Senate to succeed.

@tishaura

@thisweekinmopol @scottfaughn @PatWhiteSTL @RepSheenBean @JoeBiden @BarklageCompany @AJSchwadron @Eric_Schmitt @KCMikeMahoney @MoGov @tishaura 1a/ AG Schmitt’s favorite ploy was named “sue.” While campaigning it’s all he could do large donations (in cash) with false hope soon to stash for his failing run in ’22: the main ingredient Schmitt would need @RoyBlunt in the Senate to succeed.

@tishaura

@thisweekinmopol @scottfaughn @PatWhiteSTL @RepSheenBean @JoeBiden @BarklageCompany @AJSchwadron @Eric_Schmitt @KCMikeMahoney @MoGov @tishaura @RoyBlunt 2/ Like Schmitt’s polling, #AutumnLeaves will fall. Medicine? He knows nothing at all. He wants people to chafe: keep #Missouri unsafe. Any recovery he’d forestall w/ more tirades against using masks. In publicity this AG basks.

@fema @CDCgov @govparsonmo

@thisweekinmopol @scottfaughn @PatWhiteSTL @RepSheenBean @JoeBiden @BarklageCompany @AJSchwadron @Eric_Schmitt @KCMikeMahoney @MoGov @tishaura @RoyBlunt @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO 3/ Eric hoped that a new #caravan
he could use to save his Senate plan.
South to Texas he’d fly
as his polls went bye-bye,
still on track to be an also-ran. Since
this ladder-climb he can’t fulfill, his
complaints grow increasingly shrill.
@txag @DrSamPage

@thisweekinmopol @scottfaughn @PatWhiteSTL @RepSheenBean @JoeBiden @BarklageCompany @AJSchwadron @Eric_Schmitt @KCMikeMahoney @MoGov @tishaura @RoyBlunt @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO @TXAG @DrSamPage 4/ From our medical reality
Schmitt chose D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
Robinson he’d enforce
upon schools; his divorce
from the basics of virology
clarify Schmitt’s inciting a hoax, poor
#Missouri health outcomes to coax.

@ABAesq @TheJusticeDept

@thisweekinmopol @scottfaughn @PatWhiteSTL @RepSheenBean @JoeBiden @BarklageCompany @AJSchwadron @Eric_Schmitt @KCMikeMahoney @MoGov @tishaura @RoyBlunt @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO @TXAG @DrSamPage @ABAesq @TheJusticeDept 5/ Airborne pathogens no one can see. A request: #DontStandSoCloseToMe lest we both shake and cough. Even V. Nabokov would’ve balked at this sick jamboree. Excess proximity truly sickens; our hospitals’ demise it quickens. @OIGatHHS

@thisweekinmopol @scottfaughn @PatWhiteSTL @RepSheenBean @JoeBiden @BarklageCompany @AJSchwadron @Eric_Schmitt @KCMikeMahoney @MoGov @tishaura @RoyBlunt @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO @TXAG @DrSamPage @ABAesq @TheJusticeDept @OIGatHHS 6/ “Out in the West Texas town of #ElPaso, Schmitt fell in love with a vanity wall. 📸 Daytime would find him at pressers with Paxton. Cameras roll; voter interest is small.” 😴

👎🏼 #mosen 🗳️ #SchmittList 👋🏼 @MoLegDems 🗽 @MoSenDems

@thisweekinmopol @scottfaughn @PatWhiteSTL @RepSheenBean @JoeBiden @BarklageCompany @AJSchwadron @Eric_Schmitt @KCMikeMahoney @MoGov @tishaura @RoyBlunt @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO @TXAG @DrSamPage @ABAesq @TheJusticeDept @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @auctnr1 @cwg18 @EnglishTeach07 @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @TheHeartlandPOD 7/ The AG’s wasteful lawsuits abound; he still needs to turn this rig around. #FortyAcres will do for his hullabaloo but his Senate race is losing ground. He expected fast driving from here yet his rig is stuck in second gear.

@CoraFaith4MO 🙏🏼 @MGwin46 🇺🇸

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