Thread by @pinkjiminssii

🔞🩸🥵《suck you dry》

all human j/k wants is to blow vampire j/m. he did not sign up for a sociopath tsundere idiot vampire who wants him to sacrifice his life for c0ck.

#jikookau

read this carefully before starting this au <3

this is anoria’s version of the story based on the requirements that J/m has to be a vampire with glow in the dark c*m

nsfw 🔞 read the tags carefully

archiveofourown.org/works/36360244…

title credit&gifted to: @eldritch_summer

tags:

very nsfw🔞
crack
angst
d!ck names
thirst traps (literal)
morally grey characters
somno
blood sucking
aggressive sexting (no chill)
accidental snack advertisement
vamp j/m is bad at feelings
oh and..
fluorescent cum

1. they made eye contact once

2. how do they get it up

3. do you have blood?

4. Non-tasty

5. venom

6. how is your fam?

7. on the contrary

8. vampire biology classes

9. hobbies

10. Earn it 😘

11. owner of the c

12. a very hard decision

13. should have died for it

14. kinda agree

15. glampires 💅

16. back in business

17. abort

18. lemonade

19. milk

20. Don’t say I didn’t give you a chance

21. catch me if you can

22. peculiar taste

23. hello darling

24. take your time

25. good boy

26. playtime is over

27. make me

28. don’t stop

29. one problem after the other

30. so jealous

31. why did you go home alone 😌

32. aggressive

33. (the snack ad)

34. 🔞 make me

35. 🔞so romantic

36. 🔞 bite you

37. don’t take this from me

38. mouth guard

39. I think you’ll warm up to me

40. thirst traps

41. nsfw tag

42. possessive

43. provoking

44. I like that in a man

45. you’re alright

46. feel like I’m looking at a neck

47. sucks to be you

48. very touching

49. never listen to your friends

50. never letting it go

51. good for you

52. 🍒🍉🍓🌱🍆🥔🥒

53. who’s he

54. aha

55. because I owe you

56. 🔞want something to drink?

57. 🔞 please who?

58. 🔞hold me back

59. 🔞 repeat it

60. 🔞so fast

61. 🔞that’s right

62. 🔞 numb

63. a little while

64. ☺️

65. funny

66. I want something

67. illness

68. undead

69. big elf ears

70. vampires don’t laugh

71. he’ll think about it

72. Madagascar

73. fascinating

74. addiction

75. it’s cold

76. help him

77. is this how vamps flirt

78. back in the game

79. fair

80. Victorian times

81. a loose threat

82. you are insufferable

83. considering it again

84. pleasure and happiness

85. I’ll put a bandaid on it

86. turn off

87. hollow

88. guilt

89. heard of him

90. galaxy brain

91. therapist

92. talk about it

93. narcissist

94. gifts

95. gifts?

96. send them back

97. sports

98. 🏀

99. hope you like this ball

100. connected

101. Ok Salazar

102. did you keep them

103. can’t remember sorry

104. for him I’d bark

105. thirst trap

106. so..

107. why don’t you

108. drop it

109. a crush

110. what’s this feeling

111. useless

112. that illness

113. euphemism

114. wait til you see it

115. The other 1%

116. instant K.O.

117. a little more space

118. adorable

119. we all have our things

120. how would I know

121. connected thing

122. some day.

123. what else

124. deal

125. a silly little hickey

126. you two

127. one favour

128. hot of you to live

129. 🔞use four

130. 🔞 thought you didn’t want me to

131. 🔞 trying to make your vampire s3xt you back 101

132. 🔞 succeeding at making your vampire s3xt you back

133. 🔞 don’t talk about your neck

134. 🔞 I’d love to see you try

135. 🔞 obedient pets

136. 🔞 do it then

137. 🔞 what’s that look?

138. 🔞 make out with it

139. 🔞 take all of it

140. 🔞 swallow

141. 🔞 did you

142. 🔞 it’s my turn first

143. 🔞 I can make you

144. 🔞 pity

145. 🔞 like animals

146. 🔞 get there faster

147. 🔞 for a thrill

148. 🔞 what’s stopping you

149. 🔞 delicate

150. 🔞 as if it bores him

151. 🔞 feral

152. 🔞 creature

153. 🔞 pity

154. 🔞 you like that?

155. 🔞 so good for me

156. 🔞not calling you that

157. 🔞all worked up

158. 🔞 not yet

159. 🔞 you know what to ask

160. 🔞 thank you darling

161. Alive

162. 🔞 somno

163. 🔞 don’t stop

164. drink

165. 🔞 You’ll pass out again

166. 🔞 banana

167. 🔞 good morning

168. 🔞 thank you

169. cuddling

170. You think?

171. Bravest soldier

172. About that..

173. you know it’s coming

174. wiki

175. Healthy coping mechanisms

176. completely normal

177. dude, he sent you a ball

178. I could make a list

179. apparently

180. date

181. deal?

182. healthy relationship

183. dating

184. 🌺

185. losing his mind

186. Gasp

187. lost cause

188. traditionally

189. match made in hell 💕

190. Forever

191. It is custom

192. The End 💕

thank you all so much for reading! I had a very good time, I hope you did too 🥰

Especially thanks to you, Anoria, who I wrote this for 💕 thank you for always making my day a bit better with your weird ideas and lame jokes at ungodly hours of the night 🥺

bonus part 1

bonus part 2

bonus part 3

beginning of the thread 🥰