ππ©Έπ₯΅γsuck you dryγ
all human j/k wants is to blow vampire j/m. he did not sign up for a sociopath tsundere idiot vampire who wants him to sacrifice his life for c0ck.
#jikookau
read this carefully before starting this au <3
this is anoriaβs version of the story based on the requirements that J/m has to be a vampire with glow in the dark c*m
nsfw π read the tags carefully
archiveofourown.org/works/36360244β¦
title credit&gifted to: @eldritch_summer
tags:
very nsfwπ
crack
angst
d!ck names
thirst traps (literal)
morally grey characters
somno
blood sucking
aggressive sexting (no chill)
accidental snack advertisement
vamp j/m is bad at feelings
oh and..
fluorescent cum
1. they made eye contact once
2. how do they get it up
3. do you have blood?
4. Non-tasty
5. venom
6. how is your fam?
7. on the contrary
8. vampire biology classes
9. hobbies
10. Earn it π
11. owner of the c
12. a very hard decision
13. should have died for it
14. kinda agree
15. glampires π
16. back in business
17. abort
18. lemonade
19. milk
20. Donβt say I didnβt give you a chance
21. catch me if you can
22. peculiar taste
23. hello darling
24. take your time
25. good boy
26. playtime is over
27. make me
28. donβt stop
29. one problem after the other
30. so jealous
31. why did you go home alone π
32. aggressive
33. (the snack ad)
34. π make me
35. πso romantic
36. π bite you
37. donβt take this from me
38. mouth guard
39. I think youβll warm up to me
40. thirst traps
41. nsfw tag
42. possessive
43. provoking
44. I like that in a man
45. youβre alright
46. feel like Iβm looking at a neck
47. sucks to be you
48. very touching
49. never listen to your friends
50. never letting it go
51. good for you
52. ππππ±ππ₯π₯
53. whoβs he
54. aha
55. because I owe you
56. πwant something to drink?
57. π please who?
58. πhold me back
59. π repeat it
60. πso fast
61. πthatβs right
62. π numb
63. a little while
64. βΊοΈ
65. funny
66. I want something
67. illness
68. undead
69. big elf ears
70. vampires donβt laugh
71. heβll think about it
72. Madagascar
73. fascinating
74. addiction
75. itβs cold
76. help him
77. is this how vamps flirt
78. back in the game
79. fair
80. Victorian times
81. a loose threat
82. you are insufferable
83. considering it again
84. pleasure and happiness
85. Iβll put a bandaid on it
86. turn off
87. hollow
88. guilt
89. heard of him
90. galaxy brain
91. therapist
92. talk about it
93. narcissist
94. gifts
95. gifts?
96. send them back
97. sports
98. π
99. hope you like this ball
100. connected
101. Ok Salazar
102. did you keep them
103. canβt remember sorry
104. for him Iβd bark
105. thirst trap
106. so..
107. why donβt you
108. drop it
109. a crush
110. whatβs this feeling
111. useless
112. that illness
113. euphemism
114. wait til you see it
115. The other 1%
116. instant K.O.
117. a little more space
118. adorable
119. we all have our things
120. how would I know
121. connected thing
122. some day.
123. what else
124. deal
125. a silly little hickey
126. you two
127. one favour
128. hot of you to live
129. πuse four
130. π thought you didnβt want me to
131. π trying to make your vampire s3xt you back 101
132. π succeeding at making your vampire s3xt you back
133. π donβt talk about your neck
134. π Iβd love to see you try
135. π obedient pets
136. π do it then
137. π whatβs that look?
138. π make out with it
139. π take all of it
140. π swallow
141. π did you
142. π itβs my turn first
143. π I can make you
144. π pity
145. π like animals
146. π get there faster
147. π for a thrill
148. π whatβs stopping you
149. π delicate
150. π as if it bores him
151. π feral
152. π creature
153. π pity
154. π you like that?
155. π so good for me
156. πnot calling you that
157. πall worked up
158. π not yet
159. π you know what to ask
160. π thank you darling
161. Alive
162. π somno
163. π donβt stop
164. drink
165. π Youβll pass out again
166. π banana
167. π good morning
168. π thank you
169. cuddling
170. You think?
171. Bravest soldier
172. About that..
173. you know itβs coming
174. wiki
175. Healthy coping mechanisms
176. completely normal
177. dude, he sent you a ball
178. I could make a list
179. apparently
180. date
181. deal?
182. healthy relationship
183. dating
184. πΊ
185. losing his mind
186. Gasp
187. lost cause
188. traditionally
189. match made in hell π
190. Forever
191. It is custom
192. The End π
thank you all so much for reading! I had a very good time, I hope you did too π₯°
Especially thanks to you, Anoria, who I wrote this for π thank you for always making my day a bit better with your weird ideas and lame jokes at ungodly hours of the night π₯Ί
bonus part 1
bonus part 2
bonus part 3
beginning of the thread π₯°
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