very nsfw🔞
crack
angst
d!ck names
thirst traps (literal)
morally grey characters
somno
blood sucking
aggressive sexting (no chill)
accidental snack advertisement
vamp j/m is bad at feelings
oh and..
fluorescent cum
1. they made eye contact once
2. how do they get it up
3. do you have blood?
4. Non-tasty
5. venom
6. how is your fam?
7. on the contrary
8. vampire biology classes
9. hobbies
10. Earn it 😘
11. owner of the c
12. a very hard decision
13. should have died for it
14. kinda agree
15. glampires 💅
16. back in business
17. abort
18. lemonade
19. milk
20. Don’t say I didn’t give you a chance
21. catch me if you can
22. peculiar taste
23. hello darling
24. take your time
25. good boy
26. playtime is over
27. make me
28. don’t stop
29. one problem after the other
30. so jealous
31. why did you go home alone 😌
32. aggressive
33. (the snack ad)
34. 🔞 make me
35. 🔞so romantic
36. 🔞 bite you
37. don’t take this from me
38. mouth guard
39. I think you’ll warm up to me
40. thirst traps
41. nsfw tag
42. possessive
43. provoking
44. I like that in a man
45. you’re alright
46. feel like I’m looking at a neck
47. sucks to be you
48. very touching
49. never listen to your friends
50. never letting it go
51. good for you
52. 🍒🍉🍓🌱🍆🥔🥒
53. who’s he
54. aha
55. because I owe you
56. 🔞want something to drink?
57. 🔞 please who?
58. 🔞hold me back
59. 🔞 repeat it
60. 🔞so fast
61. 🔞that’s right
62. 🔞 numb
63. a little while
64. ☺️
65. funny
66. I want something
67. illness
68. undead
69. big elf ears
70. vampires don’t laugh
71. he’ll think about it
72. Madagascar
73. fascinating
74. addiction
75. it’s cold
76. help him
77. is this how vamps flirt
78. back in the game
79. fair
80. Victorian times
81. a loose threat
82. you are insufferable
83. considering it again
84. pleasure and happiness
85. I’ll put a bandaid on it
86. turn off
87. hollow
88. guilt
89. heard of him
90. galaxy brain
91. therapist
92. talk about it
93. narcissist
94. gifts
95. gifts?
96. send them back
97. sports
98. 🏀
99. hope you like this ball
100. connected
101. Ok Salazar
102. did you keep them
103. can’t remember sorry
104. for him I’d bark
105. thirst trap
106. so..
107. why don’t you
108. drop it
109. a crush
110. what’s this feeling
111. useless
112. that illness
113. euphemism
114. wait til you see it
115. The other 1%
116. instant K.O.
117. a little more space
118. adorable
119. we all have our things
120. how would I know
121. connected thing
122. some day.
123. what else
124. deal
125. a silly little hickey
126. you two
127. one favour
128. hot of you to live
129. 🔞use four
130. 🔞 thought you didn’t want me to
131. 🔞 trying to make your vampire s3xt you back 101
132. 🔞 succeeding at making your vampire s3xt you back
133. 🔞 don’t talk about your neck
134. 🔞 I’d love to see you try
135. 🔞 obedient pets
136. 🔞 do it then
137. 🔞 what’s that look?
138. 🔞 make out with it
139. 🔞 take all of it
140. 🔞 swallow
141. 🔞 did you
142. 🔞 it’s my turn first
143. 🔞 I can make you
144. 🔞 pity
145. 🔞 like animals
146. 🔞 get there faster
147. 🔞 for a thrill
148. 🔞 what’s stopping you
149. 🔞 delicate
150. 🔞 as if it bores him
151. 🔞 feral
152. 🔞 creature
153. 🔞 pity
154. 🔞 you like that?
155. 🔞 so good for me
156. 🔞not calling you that
157. 🔞all worked up
158. 🔞 not yet
159. 🔞 you know what to ask
160. 🔞 thank you darling
161. Alive
162. 🔞 somno
163. 🔞 don’t stop
164. drink
165. 🔞 You’ll pass out again
166. 🔞 banana
167. 🔞 good morning
168. 🔞 thank you
169. cuddling
170. You think?
171. Bravest soldier
172. About that..
173. you know it’s coming
174. wiki
175. Healthy coping mechanisms
176. completely normal
177. dude, he sent you a ball
178. I could make a list
179. apparently
180. date
181. deal?
182. healthy relationship
183. dating
184. 🌺
185. losing his mind
186. Gasp
187. lost cause
188. traditionally
189. match made in hell 💕
190. Forever
191. It is custom
192. The End 💕
thank you all so much for reading! I had a very good time, I hope you did too 🥰
Especially thanks to you, Anoria, who I wrote this for 💕 thank you for always making my day a bit better with your weird ideas and lame jokes at ungodly hours of the night 🥺
dilf j/m who’s daughter starts dating bad boy j/k. j/m hates him with a passion but j/k is /very/ interested in him, always sticks around when his daughter is away. j/m thinks he’s going insane, because j/k /can’t/ be flirting with him, right?
tags: dilf j/m•bad boy j/k•brat j/k•cheating•cliche bad p0rn•top j/m•bottom j/k•manipulation•drunk sex
it’s always when his daughter is not around and j/k decides to come early to wait for her, or when his daughter leaves early and j/k stays in the house for a while longer. those moments alone with j/k are the ones j/m dreads.
Jungkook is obsessed with Jimin’s lips. 🥵
it takes him a long time to make it clear, but then again, Jimin is very oblivious.
Everyone else suffers.
• Jikook
• Short and dumb
• They all live together
• did I mention it’s dumb?
• nobody is good at flirting
• bro, dude, homie (homoerotically spoken)
• light nsfw 🔞
• there are an awful lot of pics of Jimin’s lips in this, beware
where j/m has a side job at a sexting service and accidentally sends a risky sext to his project partner
- crack
- jikook
- it’s honestly very dumb I’m warning all of you
- it’s not gonna be long
- obviously nsfw but like in a weird way
- there is no shred of seriosity
- I make up words
- you guys like clarinets?
Jungkook gets dared to do a kissing booth for the fundraiser. Jimin gladly takes the opportunity to kiss his blindfolded nemesis and beat the high score.
Jungkook has no idea which girl kissed the life out of him, but he rates her a 10.
-alternative universe college/uni
-half texting, half written
-enemies to lovers
-painfully cliché
-won’t be too long
-nsfw 🔞
-crack
-uhh no warnings apply it’s not that deep I think, they’re 2 dimensional characters really, might add a cool backstory if I feel like it