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On this handle I publish for kicks rhymes about #Missouri politics. May these lines of satire help citizens inspire Missouri’s gerrymanders to fix. 🐯🌱🇺🇸🗽⚖️

Jan 14, 2022, 59 tweets

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch Eric’s campaign was long overdue to release a playlist; 22 #GreatestHits now await so that Schmitt’s #ShowMeState its AG’s dismal record can view, for this 🚑 chaser’s unfit. Each song here I dedicate to Schmitt. @MoGov #SchmittList

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov With just #200days left to go ’til
the primary, Eric’s #SchmittShow
little headway can make,
for this candidate’s fake
& his pro-COVID ”policies” blow.
But at least he has a full playlist
before August 2nd he’s dismissed.
@mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov @mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley To help brighten your day (if you’re blue), I’ve seen fit to add a sneak preview of Schmitt’s 22 tunes. Each one squarely lampoons the ineptitude of his sad crew. They’re listed in alphabet’s order; each tune can make his term grow shorter.

@mariannadeal @andrewleppert @SoCoGOP

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov @mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP 1/ AG Schmitt’s favorite ploy was named “sue.” While campaigning, it’s all he could do large donations (in cash) with false hope soon to stash for his failing run in ’22: the main ingredient Schmitt would need Roy Blunt in the Senate to succeed.

@hawleymo

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov @mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO 1a/ AG Schmitt’s favorite ploy was named “sue.” While campaigning, it’s all he could do large donations (in cash) with false hope soon to stash for his failing run in ’22: the main ingredient Schmitt would need @RoyBlunt in the Senate to succeed.
@SmoosieQ

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov @mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP 1/ AG Schmitt’s favorite ploy was named “sue.” While campaigning, it’s all he could do large donations (in cash) with false hope soon to stash for his failing run in ’22: the main ingredient Schmitt would need Roy Blunt in the Senate to succeed.

@tishaura

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov @mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @tishaura 1a/ AG Schmitt’s favorite ploy was named “sue.” While campaigning, it’s all he could do large donations (in cash) with false hope soon to stash for his failing run in ’22: the main ingredient Schmitt would need @RoyBlunt in the Senate to succeed.
@tonymess

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov @mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ 2/ Like Schmitt’s polling, #AutumnLeaves will fall. Medicine? He knows nothing at all. He wants people to chafe: keep #Missouri unsafe. Any recovery he’d forestall w/ more tirades against using masks. In publicity this AG basks.

@kimguilfoyle @govparsonmo

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov @mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @tishaura @RoyBlunt @tonymess 2/ Like Schmitt’s polling, #AutumnLeaves will fall. Medicine? He knows nothing at all. He wants people to chafe: keep #Missouri unsafe. Any recovery he’d forestall w/ more tirades against using masks. In publicity this AG basks.

@fema @CDCgov @govparsonmo

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov @mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO 3/ As a liar and litigious louse, AG Schmitt chose to burn down the house. With Missouri afire the situation’s dire, but the flame Schmitt refuses to douse. 🔥 Before long about #freedumb he’ll wail: from the confines of cozy #Glendale.

@TheJusticeDept 🙏🏼

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov @mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @tishaura @RoyBlunt @tonymess @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO 3/ As a liar and litigious louse, AG Schmitt chose to burn down the house. With Missouri afire the situation’s dire, but the flame Schmitt refuses to douse. 🔥 Before long about #freedumb he’ll wail: from the confines of cozy #Glendale.

@TheJusticeDept 🙏🏼

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov @mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @tishaura @RoyBlunt @tonymess @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept 4/ Eric hoped that a new #caravan
he could use to save his Senate plan.
South to Texas he’d fly
as his polls went bye-bye,
still on track to be an also-ran. Since
this ladder-climb he can’t fulfill, his
complaints grow increasingly shrill.
@txag @DrSamPage

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov @mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept 4/ Eric hoped that a new #caravan
would arrive to save his Senate plan.
South to Texas he’d fly
as his polls went bye-bye
still on track to be an also-ran. Since
his ladder-climb he can’t fulfill, his
complaints grow increasingly shrill.
@scottfaughn @txag

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov @mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @tishaura @RoyBlunt @tonymess @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @TXAG @DrSamPage 5/ From our medical reality
Schmitt chose D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
Robinson he’d enforce
upon schools; his divorce
from the basics of virology
clarify Schmitt’s inciting a hoax, poor
#Missouri health outcomes to coax.
@BigElad @MarkPedroli

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov @mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG 5/ From our medical reality
Schmitt chose D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
Robinson he’d enforce
upon schools; his divorce
from the basics of virology
clarify Schmitt’s inciting a hoax, poor
#Missouri health outcomes to coax.

@ABAesq @TheJusticeDept

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov @mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @tishaura @RoyBlunt @tonymess @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @TXAG @DrSamPage @MarkPedroli 6/ Airborne pathogens no one can see. A request: #DontStandSoCloseToMe lest we both shake or cough. Even Vic Nabokov would’ve balked at this sick jamboree. Excess proximity truly sickens; our hospitals’ demise it quickens. @OIGatHHS

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov @mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @ABAesq 6/ Airborne pathogens no one can see. A request: #DontStandSoCloseToMe lest we both shake or cough. Even Vic Nabokov would’ve balked at this sick jamboree. Excess proximity truly sickens; our hospitals’ demise it quickens. @OIGatHHS

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov @mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @ABAesq @OIGatHHS 7/ “Out in the West Texas town of #ElPaso, Schmitt fell in love with a vanity wall. 📸 Daytime would find him at pressers with Paxton. Cameras roll; voter interest is small.” 😴

👎🏼 #mosen 🗳️ #SchmittList 👋🏼 @MoLegDems 🗽 @MoSenDems

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov @mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @tishaura @RoyBlunt @tonymess @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @TXAG @DrSamPage @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS 7/ “Out in the West Texas town of #ElPaso, Schmitt fell in love with a vanity wall. 📸 Daytime would find him at pressers with Paxton. Cameras roll; voter interest is small.” 😴

👎🏼 #mosen 🗳️ #SchmittList 👋🏼 @MoLegDems 🗽 @MoSenDems

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov @mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @ABAesq @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @EnglishTeach07 @auctnr1 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr 9/
Eric’s lawsuits make people unwell;
his campaign’s on a #highwaytohell.
Schmitt won’t cover his mouth 😷
so his polling heads south. 🔜🗳️👋🏼
It explains his desperation’s smell.
With his prior reputation tossed
Eric’s race he has already lost.
@EricTrump

@Eric_Schmitt @_CAHuddleston @DLoesch @MoGov @mattholt33 @TheHeartlandPOD @jrosenbaum @BigElad @eyokley @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @tishaura @RoyBlunt @tonymess @fema @CDCgov @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @TXAG @DrSamPage @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @EnglishTeach07 @auctnr1 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @CoraFaith4MO @sbarrett01 9/
Eric’s lawsuits make people unwell;
his campaign’s on a #highwaytohell.
Schmitt won’t cover his mouth 😷
so his polling heads south. 🔜🗳️👋🏼
It explains his desperation’s smell.
With his prior reputation tossed
Eric’s race he has already lost.
@CtrRelPol

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