@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle Eric’s campaign was long overdue to release a playlist; 22 #GreatestHits now await so that Schmitt’s #ShowMeState its AG’s dismal record can view, for this 🚑 chaser’s unfit. Each song here I dedicate to Schmitt. @MoGov #SchmittList
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov To help brighten your day (if you’re blue), I’ve seen fit to add a sneak preview of Schmitt’s 22 tunes. Each one squarely lampoons the ineptitude of his sad crew. They’re listed in alphabet’s order; each tune can make his term grow shorter.
@mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP 1/ AG Schmitt’s favorite ploy was named “sue.” While campaigning, it’s all he could do large donations (in cash) with false hope soon to stash for his failing run in ’22: the main ingredient Schmitt would need @RoyBlunt in the Senate to succeed.
@HawleyMO
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO 1a/ AG Schmitt’s favorite ploy was named “sue.” While campaigning, it’s all he could do large donations (in cash) with false hope soon to stash for his failing run in ’22: the main ingredient Schmitt would need Roy Blunt in the Senate to succeed.
@SmoosieQ
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ 2/ Like Schmitt’s polling, #AutumnLeaves will fall. Medicine? He knows nothing at all. He wants people to chafe: keep #Missouri unsafe. Any recovery he’d forestall w/ more tirades against using masks. In publicity this AG basks.
@kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO 3/ As a liar and litigious louse, AG Schmitt chose to burn down the house. With Missouri afire the situation’s dire, but the flame Schmitt refuses to douse. 🔥 Before long about #freedumb he’ll wail: from the confines of cozy #Glendale.
@TheJusticeDept 🙏🏼
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept 4/ Eric hoped that a new #caravan
would arrive to save his Senate plan.
South to Texas he’d fly
as his polls went bye-bye
still on track to be an also-ran. Since
his ladder-climb he can’t fulfill, his
complaints grow increasingly shrill.
@scottfaughn @TXAG
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG 5/ From our medical reality
Schmitt chose D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
Robinson he’d enforce
upon schools; his divorce
from the basics of virology
clarify Schmitt’s inciting a hoax, poor
#Missouri health outcomes to coax.
@BigElad ⚖️ @MarkPedroli
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli 6/ Airborne pathogens no one can see. A request: #DontStandSoCloseToMe lest we both shake or cough. Even Vic Nabokov would’ve balked at this sick jamboree. Excess proximity truly sickens; our hospitals’ demise it quickens. @OIGatHHS
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS 7/ “Out in the West Texas town of #ElPaso, Schmitt fell in love with a vanity wall. 📸 Daytime would find him at pressers with Paxton. Cameras roll; voter interest is small.” 😴
👎🏼 #mosen 🗳️ #SchmittList 👋🏼 @MOLegDems 🗽 @MoSenDems
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems 7a/ “Out in the West Texas town of #ElPaso, Schmitt fell in love with a vanity wall.” #mosen 💔 @MOEthics @ABAesq
🍎 @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO 🏳️🌈
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO 8/ The AG’s wasteful lawsuits abound; he still needs to turn this rig around. #FortyAcres will do for his hullabaloo but his Senate race is losing ground. He expected fast driving from here, yet his rig is stuck in 2nd gear.
@LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr 9/
Eric’s lawsuits make people unwell;
his campaign’s on a #highwaytohell.
Schmitt won’t cover his mouth 😷
so his polling heads south. 🔜🗳️👋🏼
It explains his desperation’s smell.
With his prior reputation tossed
Eric’s race he has already lost.
@EricTrump
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump 10/ In court Schmitt gets no satisfaction; his arguments seldom gain traction. Every bogus lawsuit lessens Eric’s repute; a judge denied Eric class action so he has to sue schools one-by-one complicating his weak Senate run. @ShowMe
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @ShowMe 11/ Éric Schmitt? Il ne regrette rien
et sa candidature ne va bien.
Au boulot? Il s’allonge
n’écrit que des mensonges mais
préfère tous les mots autrichiens.
Son programme électorale est vide
au beau bourg de Glendale il réside.
@KRJONZ @kerpen @hughhewitt
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @ShowMe @KRJONZ @kerpen @hughhewitt 11a/ “Je ne regrette rien.” 👀
… @AGEricSchmitt 😬
#JeNeRegretteRien 🤒
… @Schmitt4Senate 👎🏼
#mosen 🗳️ #SchmittList 👋🏼 #BeatSchmitt 🇺🇸 @scuds57 🤝 @jzikah ❤️ @TheHeartlandPOD 🗽
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @ShowMe @KRJONZ @kerpen @hughhewitt @AGEricSchmitt @Schmitt4Senate @scuds57 @jzikah @TheHeartlandPOD 12/ Why is Schmitt’s campaign in #jeopardy? Folks can’t stand Eric’s hypocrisy about #localcontrol. In the most recent poll he trails Gov. Greitens by 3. Will he land behind Vicky or Long? All too clear his appeal’s not that strong.
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @ShowMe @KRJONZ @kerpen @hughhewitt @AGEricSchmitt @Schmitt4Senate @scuds57 @jzikah @TheHeartlandPOD 13/ Now seen wandering out on the stump
from his race Eric might as well jump.
Citizens wouldn’t mind.
Greitens he trails behind.
It’s unlikely that he’ll convince Trump
his failed candidacy to endorse;
AG Schmitt still remains a #darkhorse.
@EricGreitens
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @ShowMe @KRJONZ @kerpen @hughhewitt @AGEricSchmitt @Schmitt4Senate @scuds57 @jzikah @TheHeartlandPOD @EricGreitens 14/ In a bad position Eric’s caught:
to care for him he’s nobody got.
Sad & lonely he’ll sound.
His campaign won’t come round as
the AG’s been paid for & bought.
Eric’s polling momentum is slow;
people know he’s #JustAGigolo.
@SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @ShowMe @KRJONZ @kerpen @hughhewitt @AGEricSchmitt @Schmitt4Senate @scuds57 @jzikah @TheHeartlandPOD @EricGreitens @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews 15/ The AG can’t hide his #LyinEyes;
a fake smile is his awkward disguise.
The #Missouri AG?
Ladder-climbing, we see,
like his predecessor; no surprise.
Many thought he’d realize by now:
a false grin him no win can endow.
#mosen 🗳️
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @ShowMe @KRJONZ @kerpen @hughhewitt @AGEricSchmitt @Schmitt4Senate @scuds57 @jzikah @TheHeartlandPOD @EricGreitens @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews 16/
Our greatest killers are elected. In
Schmitt’s case he used the infected
via misapplied laws higher
caseloads to cause. 🤒📈🏥
A citizenry he subjected to the
#GrimReaper’s cruel jamboree
a premeditated COVID spree.
@rayhartmann
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @ShowMe @KRJONZ @kerpen @hughhewitt @AGEricSchmitt @Schmitt4Senate @scuds57 @jzikah @TheHeartlandPOD @EricGreitens @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews @rayhartmann 17/ We’ve seen a load of compromisin’ en route to AG Schmitt’s horizon. Eric’s stale rodeo (an unending #SchmittShow) a policy change is advisin’ for this phony. He’s purely rhinestone, yet with public health he picks a bone.
@FitzpatrickMO @RobertKnodell
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @ShowMe @KRJONZ @kerpen @hughhewitt @AGEricSchmitt @Schmitt4Senate @scuds57 @jzikah @TheHeartlandPOD @EricGreitens @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews @rayhartmann @FitzpatrickMO @RobertKnodell 18/ Eric’s campaign is #StayinAlive;
just tune in to Newsmax for his jive.
Is Schmitt cuttin’ the rug? 🕺
Many voters may shrug tho
each day for more power he’d strive.
As he struts with each unsightly suit
Eric’s motions reduce his repute.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @ShowMe @KRJONZ @kerpen @hughhewitt @AGEricSchmitt @Schmitt4Senate @scuds57 @jzikah @TheHeartlandPOD @EricGreitens @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews @rayhartmann @FitzpatrickMO @RobertKnodell 19/ For a devil Schmitt had sympathy as he sued to keep our schools #maskfree. Eric’s puzzling game has since ruined his name and extended COVID’s misery. A forked 👅 brought Eric wealth and taste, but his lies laid #Missouri to waste.
@realDonaldTrump 👀
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @ShowMe @KRJONZ @kerpen @hughhewitt @AGEricSchmitt @Schmitt4Senate @scuds57 @jzikah @TheHeartlandPOD @EricGreitens @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews @rayhartmann @FitzpatrickMO @RobertKnodell 20/ #TheresALight at the Frankenstein place burning brightly for Schmitt’s Senate race, tho his every gaffe made #Missouri|ans laugh. He can’t win but he may show or place. History’s judgment shall not acquit this collaborator — AG Schmitt.
@KRJONZ @MoGov
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @ShowMe @KRJONZ @kerpen @hughhewitt @AGEricSchmitt @Schmitt4Senate @scuds57 @jzikah @TheHeartlandPOD @EricGreitens @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews @rayhartmann @FitzpatrickMO @RobertKnodell 21/ Eric’s got too much time on his hands while his day job poses few demands. Schmitt’s bizarre politics sent him crossing the #Styx on his publicly financed grandstands. Without them his campaign would blunder; this AG’s a zero-hit wonder.
@SenateCaucus
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @ShowMe @kerpen @hughhewitt @AGEricSchmitt @Schmitt4Senate @scuds57 @jzikah @TheHeartlandPOD @EricGreitens @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews @rayhartmann @FitzpatrickMO @RobertKnodell @SenateCaucus 22/ If you see AG Schmitt, #WalkOnBy.
August 2nd his defeat is nigh.
@peterthiel made it pay
so Schmitt loves San José but
each word from his mouth is a lie.
What the world needs is Eric’s defeat;
in the primary Schmitt will get beat.
@bshelly @EFMoriarty
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @ShowMe @kerpen @hughhewitt @AGEricSchmitt @Schmitt4Senate @scuds57 @jzikah @TheHeartlandPOD @EricGreitens @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews @rayhartmann @FitzpatrickMO @RobertKnodell @SenateCaucus @peterthiel @bshelly @EFMoriarty Folks, this thread I’ll now duly unroll,
a failed candidate better to troll.
This litigious dimwit
named AG Eric Schmitt put the
kibosh on #localcontrol. If his
negligence leaves you too pissed,
why not send to your friends this
#SchmittList?
😬 #mosen 👋🏼
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @ShowMe @kerpen @hughhewitt @AGEricSchmitt @Schmitt4Senate @scuds57 @jzikah @TheHeartlandPOD @EricGreitens @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews @rayhartmann @FitzpatrickMO @RobertKnodell @SenateCaucus @peterthiel @bshelly .@threadreaderapp unroll 🙏🏼
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