@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle Eric’s campaign was long overdue to release a playlist; 22 #GreatestHits now await so that Schmitt’s #ShowMeState its AG’s dismal record can view, for this 🚑 chaser’s unfit. Each song here I dedicate to Schmitt. @MoGov #SchmittList

@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov To help brighten your day (if you’re blue), I’ve seen fit to add a sneak preview of Schmitt’s 22 tunes. Each one squarely lampoons the ineptitude of his sad crew. They’re listed in alphabet’s order; each tune can make his term grow shorter.

@mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP ImageImage
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP 1/ AG Schmitt’s favorite ploy was named “sue.” While campaigning, it’s all he could do large donations (in cash) with false hope soon to stash for his failing run in ’22: the main ingredient Schmitt would need @RoyBlunt in the Senate to succeed.

@HawleyMO
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO 1a/ AG Schmitt’s favorite ploy was named “sue.” While campaigning, it’s all he could do large donations (in cash) with false hope soon to stash for his failing run in ’22: the main ingredient Schmitt would need Roy Blunt in the Senate to succeed.
@SmoosieQ
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ 2/ Like Schmitt’s polling, #AutumnLeaves will fall. Medicine? He knows nothing at all. He wants people to chafe: keep #Missouri unsafe. Any recovery he’d forestall w/ more tirades against using masks. In publicity this AG basks.

@kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO 3/ As a liar and litigious louse, AG Schmitt chose to burn down the house. With Missouri afire the situation’s dire, but the flame Schmitt refuses to douse. 🔥 Before long about #freedumb he’ll wail: from the confines of cozy #Glendale.

@TheJusticeDept 🙏🏼
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept 4/ Eric hoped that a new #caravan
would arrive to save his Senate plan.
South to Texas he’d fly
as his polls went bye-bye
still on track to be an also-ran. Since
his ladder-climb he can’t fulfill, his
complaints grow increasingly shrill.
@scottfaughn @TXAG
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG 5/ From our medical reality
Schmitt chose D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
Robinson he’d enforce
upon schools; his divorce
from the basics of virology
clarify Schmitt’s inciting a hoax, poor
#Missouri health outcomes to coax.
@BigElad ⚖️ @MarkPedroli

@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli 6/ Airborne pathogens no one can see. A request: #DontStandSoCloseToMe lest we both shake or cough. Even Vic Nabokov would’ve balked at this sick jamboree. Excess proximity truly sickens; our hospitals’ demise it quickens. @OIGatHHS

@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS 7/ “Out in the West Texas town of #ElPaso, Schmitt fell in love with a vanity wall. 📸 Daytime would find him at pressers with Paxton. Cameras roll; voter interest is small.” 😴

👎🏼 #mosen 🗳️ #SchmittList 👋🏼 @MOLegDems 🗽 @MoSenDems

@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO 8/ The AG’s wasteful lawsuits abound; he still needs to turn this rig around. #FortyAcres will do for his hullabaloo but his Senate race is losing ground. He expected fast driving from here, yet his rig is stuck in 2nd gear.

@LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr 9/
Eric’s lawsuits make people unwell;
his campaign’s on a #highwaytohell.
Schmitt won’t cover his mouth 😷
so his polling heads south. 🔜🗳️👋🏼
It explains his desperation’s smell.
With his prior reputation tossed
Eric’s race he has already lost.
@EricTrump
@Eric_Schmitt @ColumbiaBugle @MoGov @mariannadeal @AndrewLeppert @SoCoGOP @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @TheJusticeDept @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @MarkPedroli @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @EnglishTeach07 @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @ShowMe 11/ Éric Schmitt? Il ne regrette rien
et sa candidature ne va bien.
Au boulot? Il s’allonge
n’écrit que des mensonges mais
préfère tous les mots autrichiens.
Son programme électorale est vide
au beau bourg de Glendale il réside.
@KRJONZ @kerpen @hughhewitt

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