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May 8, 2022, 12 tweets

Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening, Happy Mothers Day to All Moms & future Moms #ToBe ! …

On this Mother’s Day, for the very first Time ever, I have A couple“Pot Stirring” Questions ..

1 - Why are there no Queens Sized Candy Bars? …
There’s nothing Sweeter than A mothers love.

All this screaming, Yelling & Arguing back & forth about = Rights, Don’t the candy bars deserve = Rights Too? …

2 - No Gender Neutral Candy Bars ? …

Mr. 🥔 Potato Head called me late last night Venting, was wasted at the Bar on Chopin Vodka …
Said he was

Wondering why He was singled out?
He was also wondering if he were A King Sized Candy bar or named ‘King Potato Head’, would he still be “Mr. Potato Head” & would the “Gender Neutral”argument still been brought up?

He was really bent outa shape sounding, I’m concerned for

For the well being of Mr. 🥔 Potato Head. .

If it makes Mr. Potato Head feel better, from this day forward Mr. Potato Head should be called, “King Potato Head” …

Those who said he should Be gender neutral don’t seem worried about “King”/King Sized, so King Mr. 🥔 head it is.

;)

Happy Mothers Day Mrs. Potato Head !!
#OR Should I say,
Happy Mothers Day QUEEN Potato Head !!!

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😘

.@YaOnlyLivvOnce, Happy Mothers Day Cat-Dog Mom !

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