Thread by @CeeJayLove88

I took my contacts out BEFORE I found me a couple episodes of #babydaddymaury and kept up ended up on #liedetectormaury which is NOT my preference...

So now I'm listening to #Cheaters... 😶

Buddy Ass said, "why you tryna come over on a week day; you usually come over on the weekend... why you tryna change up?" as he taking some girl out to dinner while telling his gf he at home.
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*they been together 5 years
*his gf just hauled off on the side chick

When you want your dude but yo dude don't want you...
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Mfs be having all the clues...

And still be acting clueless.

The thrill is GONE, my baby.

Let it go... ELSA!!!

Shordy, dude was buying the side chick lunch, dinner, taking her out on dates and shit... while his gf at home tryna figure out why he aint fucking with her like that...

Him not fucking with me like that woulda been enough.

I'm ALSO healing attachment issues, so yep.🤷🏿‍♀️

I think my takeaway is:
At a certain point, if we aint changing it, we choosing it.

Yall know I don't believe in complaining about shit you aint working to change.😑

I'm always gone tell you move on and STOP wasting yo time.🥴

This Shordy just told the man's WIFE that she was his gIRlFriENd w/ too much confidence and bass...

The wife asked where his ring?! Bih,where is his commitment!?

Oh, the husband said the gf is just his fRIenD ... that downgrade #instantaneous.

The Audacity Is Intoxicating.

Wait, Peter hosting #cheaters now???

Woooooooowwww!!!

Also, can I tell you how thes play on words; obvious #puns; and corny jokes do it for me...