Like the Three Wise Men of old(e), we too were served THREE legalistic miracles on this blessed Patsy Baloney Day. The Pat Cipollone arrived and so did the promised miracles, bigly.
(as opposed to failed bouncer Trump once employed as a bodyguard, Big Lee)
First up: Jeff Clark
So the Miracle of Worldwide Pants got us to Jeff Clark. Note, this man is so crooked, Trump wanted Clark to be acting Attorney General, when Trump felt Bill Barr had not been corrupt ENOUGH
No doubt this dude is left literally standing without his pants
#WorldwidePants
The video we saw of former Department of Justice attorney and junior level department head, utterly corrupt attorney Jeff Clark, was not from Friday. It was hot in late June when FBI raided his home and took his phones. The video was just now released, Friday. So we knew of this
But THIS is the relevant part, for us watching the sinking of SS Trumpomonster. This was an FBI raid of an attorney's home (in June)
THAT tells us several things that I thought I should cover, in this as one of the Patsy Balone Day miracles.
It is RARE for FBI to raid an attorney('s home or office). Note, it is FAR FAR more rare, for FBI to raid one of their OWN attorneys - from Dept of Justice. This is REALLY REALLY bad. This is Michael Cohen times shit, level bad. Bad badlier badliest, bigly.
The FBI had to convince a federal judge that they have probable cause that this attorney had participated in a CRIME
AND
Evidence of that crime is in attorney's possession
AND
That FBI cannot get the evidence any other way
AND
That attorney is likely to destroy the evidence
Note the above is true of all the FBI raids we have seen of Trump crooked attorneys like Giuliani, Eastman etc. But this is a Department of Justice attorney - a department head. One of their own
Garland is TRULY going after all who were part of Jan 6th, including their own
I had not thought of posting this when the news originally broke that Jeff Clark had been raided by FBI back in late June, probably that day was a lot of other stuff. But now that I was reminded of Boxers Boy, I wanted to do this short Thread for us, for #PatsyBaloney Day
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