Thread by @YumkinsPuff

So, time for daily #ShowerThoughts i need bingge to accidentally transform into a dog and have no idea how to return into his human form.Shen Jiu being a fellow pet simp sees an adorable fluffy black dog who's hurt and takes him home #svsss #binggejiu #danmeitwt #ShenJiu #bingge

LBG wakes up to gentle hands dressing his wounds and a pleasant voice humming a tune that sounds familiar.Another maiden saved him and wants to become his wife? He wondered what she looked like. LBH cracked open an eye and saw the daintiest hands he's since he was a disciple wai-

Tho-those hands! Bingge would NEVER forget those cruel pale beautiful,tender, and elegant hands! He's dreamt of ripping them off and storing them away everyday for nearly a decade! How and WHEN was he put into SQQ's mercy?

Just as Bingge was about to Qi-deviate from anger and bitterness(he worked so hard...and for what? To end up right where he started certianly that bastard really 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 kill him this time around ah)
"Stupid little beast( ˘ ³˘)♥︎ how did you get so hurt,useless pup 😔?"

Pup? Truly, his scum shizun was like no other. It wasnt enough to bully him as a disciple, push him into the abyss, but even in his dying moments he had to humilate him? Bingge prayed to die soon and become a venegeful ghost. He shouted and all that was heard
"Woof 🐶!"

Bingge paused for a moment and decided if there was any divine deity he prays they implode his soul for him.
Shen Jiu couldnt help but laugh. How could a little puppy make such a serious expression? So cute !
" hmmm. What should i name you? You little rodent dog ?"

Shen Jiu gives a sly smile "little teacup! Yes, you'll be called teacup because you were found when MF was on his way to collect tea."
...bingge would prefer to be called a rodent!He barked and barked but his scumzun continued giggling like it was the funniest thing in the world

Thats how the b̶l̶i̶s̶s̶f̶u̶l̶ HORRIBLE life as Shen Jiu's dog began, he'd find out the real scumbag👿!
LBG pisses all over the house :
Shen Jiu: pissy baby pup🥰,isn't house trained yet. Smelly mutts dirtying the house is to be expected, feel better piss baby?😚
Bingge:...

Shen Jiu loved his bratty little pup so much, he took it everywhere w/him😚🥰...because teacup (Bingge) would destroy his entire home the moment he was left alone and bully his disciples who dog watched him

Bingge knew what to do. So what if he was a dog for now? He felt his spiritual energy trickling in (because Shen Jiu only fed him th top Qi rich food) and maybe even w/in a few months he'll be able to break this curse and pay his scum teacher back for all his hospitality😈

Just as Bingge was doing his maniacal scheming Shen Jiu hoisted him up.
"Little teacup isn't so little anymore. Fat bastard, chubby puppy, dumpling dog."
Bingge:... he was fluffy!
Shen Jiu snickered at his puppy, that was starting to look more like a wolf day by day

Shen Jiu usually bathed when his pup was asleep, but now his little trouble maker was always awake. He placed teacup (lbg) on the floor & began to take off his robes,neatly fold them & place them high up where he couldn't reach them. Shen Jiu's strange pup was making faces again

LBG really started to wonder if MF was right about him needing to get neutered. Y THE FUCK was he...getting "excited"just by looking at some scumbag getting undressed? Maybe his mind to dick connection was broken.LBG swore to himself the moment he turned human he was getting laid

Yeah! Thats it! It's been months since he's even had the soft touch of a maiden (excluding NYY who always yanks his ears petting him😒) now seeing his shizuns long legs and surprisingly plush ass was confusing him.
Shen Jiu dipped into the tub only letting his jade feet peek out

Shen Jiu snorted "don't give me that look, some of us actually 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 baths you smelly rancid mutt😒. "

Bingge the smelly animal: ...he liked baths! He just felt uncomfortable getting bathed by an old pervert. ▼;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`▼
Shen Jiu wiggled his seashell blushed big toe

"Would you take baths if i got in them w/ you ? S̾t̾i̾n̾k̾y̾ b̾o̾y̾."

LBG gulped, thi - this was a trick question right? His shizun wasn't 𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 offering 2 bathe w/him. Isn't he a lil 𝑡𝑜𝑜 careless?W̶/ i̶f̶ h̶e̶ t̶u̶r̶n̶e̶d̶ h̶u̶m̶a̶n̶ w̶h̶e̶n̶ t̶h̶e̶y̶ b̶a̶t̶h̶e̶d̶

All that warm water and the scum completely defenseless w/out even a single weapon or anything to preserve his modesty was simply asking for someone like Bingge to take advantage of the situation. It be too easy to overpower his shizun like that and carry him away

What if some other dog impersonating demon were to stumble upon this defenseless scum??? If his scumzun managed to get kidnapped and hidden by some other inferior demon(or his shitty father in law OPM) it would delay his revenge!#threadstorytime #bingge #ShenJiu #svsss #danmeitwt

Shen Jiu dangles his leg off the side of the tub.He had a habit to take boiling hot baths &was mildly annoyed when the warming sensation went from pleasant 2 sweat inducing.He really ought to tell Ming Fan that the water had to be boiling but cool w/in a 11 min exactly 2 lukewarm

Bingge was so offended. Here his shizun was, SPREADING his legs,showing even 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 of his milky skin in his most intimate of areas!LBG walked closer, imaging he was some rancid demon who'd be interested in this view to demonstrate his point.If you climbed the tub you'd see ch-

Bingge huffed hopping on his hind legs, do the heavens see what this terrible no good VILLAIN makes him do? Bingge leaned over the tub to get a proper view of his shizun's utter indecency chrystathem facing the world legs spread. Imagine a lesser demon in his position?Careless!👿

Shen Jiu wiggles his toe and rolls his eyes "Spoiled stinky brat dog finally wants to take a bath? Now that im all nice and clean you want to dirty me up😾!"

Bingge nearly fainted from the sheer suggestiveness of that statement. Does he- does he KNOW what he's implying ???

Shen Jiu really didn't want dog drool in his bath so he gently pushed teacup (lbg) w/his foot.That dumb dog latched onto his toe and proceeded to suck on it. Do dogs teeth@ this ageY was teacup sucking on his foot? SJ was ticklish on his feet so he tried hard removing the pup

It wasn't Bingge's fault! If the scum didn't want his toes sucked, why did he put the in his mouth's reach??? His shizun was suck a pervert, he probably had other people suck his toes all the time(if he didn't it was a damn waste since his shizun had surprisingly suckable toes🤔)

Bingge was put in time out for the first time, tied to a random drawer and had the indignity of watching his Shizun scold him while wearing some flimsy robe which he could see all his important bits through. He had to stare at his Shizun's cherry nipples poking thru silk

Shen Jiu was especially unhappy w/teacup (lbg) He was a shizun to some rather dumb disciples. Teacup should know better than to bite people, what if he got a tummy ache from their filthy blood???

Bingge was tapped on the nose and saw his Shizun glare at him before giving him a dried fish snack and taking off his leash.His shizun combed his hair letting his bamboo mint oil add to his natural fragrance.He was so indecent. Giving Bingge a perfect view of his silk covered ass

Shen Jiu gently squeezed out the water from his hair in sections,never twisting or yanking before applying oil. He yawned.Nowadays,w/his pup around he could actually sleep w/out going to the WRP.He picked up his silly expressionful dog and headed off to bed, too tired to wear PJs

Teacup was getting bigger by the day and his fur was always soft and the perfect temperature never shedding. So Shen Jiu enjoyed hugging him asleep not knowing that he gave his little wolf dog a mental crisis.

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