Kool-Aid Kronicles: BREAKING NEWS
Crackpot chairman of @MassGOP, @JimLyonsMA, has lost one of the 30-odd (very odd) votes he desperately needs to retain death grip on Jonestown-like cult he has turned state party into.
Meet Sleepy Tom Maloney, childhood chum of Jim “Jones” Lyons. Maloney had been expected to guzzle a big jar of Jim Jones’ Kool Aid Jan. 31 as state committeeman from suburban Norwood-Canton district.
But look, Maloney’s seat is now listed on @MassGOP website as “Vacant.”
If he’d shown up Jan. 31 to support his pal’s kamikaze attempt to demolish state’s 2-party system, Maloney would have been challenged by not-insane committee members, because for last 3 elections he’s voted in Wrentham – not in district!
Perhaps Maloney had other reasons for quitting. He works for Bank of Canton.
Bank of Canton tries to be at least a little woke.
Do you think bank knows who the Eagle Scout has been contributing to, per OCPF:
Here’s what Jim Jones’ @MassGOP has been using Maloney’s $$$ for. Wonder how Bank of Canton feels about this one:
Or this one, accusing Gov. Maura Healey of… well, read it for yourself. No serious media went near it. Should an Eagle Scout be involved with such scurrilous rumors?
Is this best way to reach out to MA electorate? This was put out by the Uber driver Maloney gave $$$ to.
By quitting @Massgop before big vote, it’s like Maloney was saying to Jim Jones: “Hey pal, I ain’t lettin’ my boss put no rocket in my pocket just ‘cause you’ve gone stone-cold bat-bleep crazy!”
In his dotage, Maloney wants nothing more than to keep ordering those bespoke Bob Kraft-knockoff Eighties dress shirts with the glittering cuff links. Not for nothing, but what’s in it for Sleepy to drink the Kool-Aid?
Follow-up question: do other @MassGOP members supporting Jim Jones have clients/customers/patrons/bosses who might not appreciate these unhinged rants & raving?
Do you think biz owners on @MassGOP know that their votes Jan. 31 will be shared on social media with libs who patronize their establishments? (It’s secret ballot, but for sure everyone will know which side you’re on, one way or another.)
Maybe some @JimLyonsMA zombies will decide to have… other plans… on Jan. 31, just so they can explain to customers that they weren’t even there when Lyons ladled out Kool-Aid.
On the plus (or maybe it’s plus-sized) side, Jim Jones Lyons has picked up the coveted endorsement of his fellow perennial loser candidate, convicted felon jailbird Ron Beaty.
Ron Beaty -- not just another pretty face.
(Wednesday tweet 4 endorsement)
Before losing multiple races (for state senate, county commissioner twice, among ones he actually got on ballot for), Beaty did a stretch in federal prison for threatening to murder then-President George H.W. Bush (a Republican) and others. He was convicted in April 1991.
In 1992, Poppy Bush refused to commute the Lyons stooge’s sentence. (Do you blame him?) Here’s Beaty’s official record from the Bureau of Prisons:
“I do solemnly swear… to try the salad bar!”
“DoorDash, I’ve lost almost as many fights as you have… and I don’t even have a yellow tie.”
“Once I lose this one, I think I’ll be tied with Diehl… and maybe even Jay McMahon! Jim Jones will be so proud of me!"
In one final bit of Kool-Aid Kronicles news, DoorDash filed his December report with OCPF yesterday. Check out his balance – he’s $50 in the hole! Diehl is now officially a bust-out loser.
(To be continued)
#MApoli #DumpJimJones
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