KOOL-AID KRONICLES, Volume 17:
Under lunatic crackpot chairman @JimLyonsMA, @Massgop is basically broke, destitute, bust out.
Since Jim Jones Lyons is suing the party treasurer, who’s keeping the books, such as they are, for @MassGop?
Meet the Kool-Aid Kult’s assistant treasurer, Anthony Ventresca of Billerica.
Needless to say, Ventresca is very tight with assorted clowns who’ve turned MA GOP into a political death cult.
When he’s not handling the books of @MassGOP, Ventresca is running the banquet hall at the VFW Post in North Billerica. Obviously, he enjoys his own all-u-can-eat buffets.
This is Rep. Paul Frost, a member of @MassGOP’s not-insane caucus.
This is Lindsay Valanzola, another not-insane committee member. Jim Jones Lyons hired a gumshoe with GOP funds to try to prove that she’s no longer a state resident. (She is!)
Last night, Frost emailed asking @Massgop members why the committee filed conflicting reports about the unprecedented Valanzola probe, how much it cost & name of the group that did it. Rep. Frost specifically called out Suspenders Ventresca:
Here’s “incorrect” report to state OCPF. Group’s name is STRIM, not “STIRM.” It’s not opposition research either, it’s against a fellow Republican.
Here’s FEC report. Ventresca actually had to sign this one, so it seems a little more accurate.
(FEC report) (Ventresca’s signature).
By the way, Ventresca’s not unknown to OCPF. In 2017, they ruled that he had failed to file a financial report on a municipal ballot question in Billerica. Being a disciple of Jim Jones Lyons, he of course lost the fight.
At VFW post, Ventresca spares no expense when serving up delicious corned-beef lunches, but in politics, like Jim Jones Lyons, he dishes out nothing but baloney.
“Hey, yooze talkin’ to me?”
In addition to his political chores on behalf of Jim Jones Lyons, the statesman runs any number of events for the VFW Post, like the world-renowned Meat Raffle.
“Yooze can’t win if yooze don’t play!”
Then there’s the Solomon Post’s famous New Year’s Eve party.
For such formal occasions, Ventresca likes to dress up to the nines.
After the big vote for Jim Jones’ reelection next Tuesday night, Ventresca will be hosting a big time for his pal. BYOS – Bring Your Own Suspenders!
To be continued….
#Mapoli #dumpjimjones
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