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Apr 1, 2023, 6 tweets

#BREAKING: Scientists have released photographs of what is thought to be a the first recorded unicorn, discovered in a remote part of the Galápagos Islands

The creature - nicknamed ‘the Rainbow Unicorn” due to its colourful tusk - is believed to a cross between a narwhal & a dog

An intn’l team of scientists from the Charles Darwin Foundation said in a statement:

“For thousands of years, each mating season, blessings of Narwhals have come ashore at this remote beach

Being mammals, it appears that they successfully bred with dogs”

“We are working on the assumption that the rainbow tusk is the result of
antediluvian breeding with one of the many rainbow-coloured species that inhabit this unique archipelago,” Dr Abril Salinas de Tonta of the Galapagos National Science Center told journalists
#RainbowUnicorn

The #RainbowUnicorn is just one of 12 new species discovered by the scientific team

“The magic of the Galapagos is in the isolation. The removed geography of the islands from the rest of the world allowed for & forced species to adapt & evolve” #BREAKING

CONFESSION: The #RainbowUnicorn story is - sadly - #FakeNews

It was cooked up by me & Mango for #AprilFoolDay

The photo of Mango & the rainbow is a genuine one, taken on Brighton beach last year 😂😂😊
#AprilFools #AprilFool #AprilFoolDay2023

A few years ago I went to Cornwall with friends over Easter…which happened to fall on #AprilFoolsDay

On the night before #AprilFools we all went out

Me & a friend stayed out later than the others & concocted a story for the WhatsApp group

After they left, I’d been arrested…

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