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"in the land of the coins the man who makes it to dubai is king" (often held in The Shadows of Bǟǟn by The Brothren, you may not see me tweet unless you 🔔)

May 16, 2023, 13 tweets

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In #MilesGuo's superseding indictment there is a list of bank accounts that were seized.

➤ $303mm from $SI (Silvergate)
➤ $4.6mm from #FVBank
➤ $299mm from #MercantileBankInternational
➤ $9.9mm from #USBank

#HamiltonOpportunityFund, #GETTR, and #Himalaya related names

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Here's the particulars and here's a link to the indictment. documentcloud.org/documents/2331…

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I hadn't heard of #MercantileBank. It's a "US bank with global access" located on crypto bro's second favorite island: Puerto Rico.

It caters to startups, specifically those in digital assets and other shady things like energy transition and "creative entrepeneurship". 🤔

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There's also a reference to "a particular bank in New York" controlled by "Relative-2". $SBNY?

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Indictment also strongly suggests these are not all of #MilesGuo / #MilesKwok / #GuoWengui's bank accounts.

In fact apparently he had 500 bank accounts¹ held in 80 different names in 3 countries:

1. USA
2. UAE
3. Bahamas

Know any other companies in Bahamas?

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Guo had a company called #Saraca that was some kind of #GTV holding company but maybe more interesting is the size and number of investors. He sold $452mm to 5,500 people for an average of $82,181 per investor.

Who are the investors? Seems kinda high for crypto degens...

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There is actually a law against making a thread about #MilesGuo without posting a video that demonstrates his immense skill as a cryptocurrency rapper, so here you go:

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It's also illegal to make a #MilesGuo thread and not remind everyone that #SteveBannon, AKA "the mad zealot who got Trump elected president", was arrested on Guo's boat.

Guo and Bannon made several cryptocurrencies together.
nbcnews.com/politics/justi…

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#MilesGuo also makes an appearance in the arrest of Fugees member #PrasMichel. Long story but apparently #JhoLow, Leo DiCaprio's friend who stole $4bn from Malaysia (and used some of it to fund The Wolf of Wall St) needed PRC protection.
bloomberg.com/features/2023-…

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Might as well put this here and remind everyone there are no coincidences.

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Just to make sure this thread has all the key points for those unfamiliar with this international man of mystery, here's #GeorgeSantos (yes, that George Santos) decrying the persecution of #MilesGuo on the floor of the Congress earlier today.

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Maybe worth pointing out that Miles Guo and Sam Bankman-Fried of #FTX fame have a few mutual friends in high places... #TonyBlair is one of them. Royal families in Arab states some others.

From the NYer piece on #MilesGuo, which is good👇
newyorker.com/magazine/2022/…

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I was a little surprised to find out that #MilesGuo bought a palatial estate in... New Jersey. And not just anywhere in New Jersey, but in Mahwah, which i knew was pretty suburban but never understood to be the kind of place a chinese "billionaire" might hang out.

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