In fact apparently he had 500 bank accounts¹ held in 80 different names in 3 countries:
1. USA 2. UAE 3. Bahamas
Know any other companies in Bahamas?
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Guo had a company called #Saraca that was some kind of #GTV holding company but maybe more interesting is the size and number of investors. He sold $452mm to 5,500 people for an average of $82,181 per investor.
Who are the investors? Seems kinda high for crypto degens...
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There is actually a law against making a thread about #MilesGuo without posting a video that demonstrates his immense skill as a cryptocurrency rapper, so here you go:
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It's also illegal to make a #MilesGuo thread and not remind everyone that #SteveBannon, AKA "the mad zealot who got Trump elected president", was arrested on Guo's boat.
🧵9/Ω #MilesGuo also makes an appearance in the arrest of Fugees member #PrasMichel. Long story but apparently #JhoLow, Leo DiCaprio's friend who stole $4bn from Malaysia (and used some of it to fund The Wolf of Wall St) needed PRC protection. bloomberg.com/features/2023-…
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Might as well put this here and remind everyone there are no coincidences.
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Just to make sure this thread has all the key points for those unfamiliar with this international man of mystery, here's #GeorgeSantos (yes, that George Santos) decrying the persecution of #MilesGuo on the floor of the Congress earlier today.
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Maybe worth pointing out that Miles Guo and Sam Bankman-Fried of #FTX fame have a few mutual friends in high places... #TonyBlair is one of them. Royal families in Arab states some others.
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I was a little surprised to find out that #MilesGuo bought a palatial estate in... New Jersey. And not just anywhere in New Jersey, but in Mahwah, which i knew was pretty suburban but never understood to be the kind of place a chinese "billionaire" might hang out.
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and if you think i'm exaggerating you haven't been paying attention. the taxpayer bailout of the crypto industry is already well underway. wpr.org/news/wisconsin…
they've already drafted the federal legislation to pump most of a trillion dollars into bitcoin under the delusional fairy tale of "paying down the national debt" (lol) lummis.senate.gov/press-releases…
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Thread for those who don't have the intestinal fortitude to sit through the Elmo / Rogan interview.
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Both these guys seem to regard the FBI asking (not forcing) "old Twitter" to take down some tweets as a crime against humanity roughly on the scale of the Stalin's gulags.
Rogan: "We were headed down a path of censorship and of control of narratives that is UNPRECEDENTED."
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The comparison to Stalin is not my hyperbole. Later in the interview Elmo will compare NY DA Alvin Bragg to Lavrenti Beria, the head of Stalin's secret police and one of history's greatest monsters.
i find it at least curious that this announcement of such a massive capital raise came just a few days after we got confirmation that the Treasury Dept is considering freezing Tether's assets and the DOJ is investigating them...
1/ anyone heard of #ChipperCash, an #FTX funded african fintech that had at one point almost $700 million deposited at Silicon Valley Bank? the funds were split up across like 10 accounts so the name didn't come up when $SVB's top depositors were a hot topic...
2/ Funds were in accounts labeled as "Deciens Chipper Cash SPV" 1-N. based on the total amount roughly matching the below tweet it seems like those funds somehow came from #Nigeria's government?
3/ Which in turn makes me wonder if this is stolen Nigerian oil money being laundered through SVB @mikulaja have you heard of this apparently kind of large fintech company?
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A thread about the recent connection of what WSJ calls “the shadow dollar that’s fueling the financial underworld” and the Trump campaign (basically a 🧵 version of my pinned tweet).
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Some background: there’s a NYC based financial firm called Cantor Fitzgerald whose CEO is a man named Howard Lutnick. Lutnick became somewhat infamous in the aftermath of 9/11 for cutting off payments to the many Cantor employees who died in the World Trade Center.
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Lutnick has two roles that matter for the purposes of this 🧵. The first is he was recently made the co-chair of the Trump transition team, meaning if Trump wins Lutnick will be choosing who will run things like the Dept. of Justice, Defense, etc. thehill.com/homenews/campa…
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I have videos of these screenshots but the frame rate is broken and i'm too lazy to correct it right now, but Uzbekistan's #Agrobank hired Brock Pierce's favorite lobbyist and went to meet Ted Cruz and went to the White House: