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Jun 5, 2018 7 tweets 3 min read Read on X
Ok It’s 4:17 - been trying to get back to sleep for an hour so I go downstairs to get a drink of water. Sitting at the kitchen table and a mouse just ran over my bare feet. Picture a huge silent EEEK!!!! cuz I can’t wake anybody. Now sitting immobile in a corner in the dark.
Weirdly, this also happened at the 7:30 A.M. Mass on Sunday. Is it me?
Either he just ran by again or there’s two of ‘em. Still in my chair.
Here he is again. I can’t believe I’m just paralyzed in my chair! #mouseinthehouse
The mouse ran by again. I’ve moved to the stairs and opened a back door. Also, who knew there were so many noises in the house while you’re sleeping?! #mouseinthehouse
Now I’m back in bed - but can’t sleep because 1. There’s a mouse downstairs and I’m afraid he’lll come up and 2. I’ve left the door open downstairs. Not a great idea in LA. Dave sleeping peacefully, blissfully unaware. #mouseinthehouse
I’ve successfully shut the door and now realize it might be St. Francis attracting him. I think it’s time to replace him with the Infant of Prague. #catholicsaints #stfrancis #infantofprague #mouseinthehouse

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Feb 17, 2023
Hey Ladies - @donlemon thinks women over 50 are past their prime! Let’s start #primetime and list some of the things we’ve accomplished in these glorious later years. I’ll start:
- Produced the comedy feature Unexpected (available on iTunes/AmazinPrime) #primetime
Wrote and published the book Your Second Act: Inspiring Stories of Reinvention (Simon and Schuster) #primetime
Created the Emmy- winning show PatriciaHeaton Parties for @FoodNetwork #primetime
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Thanks Father Martin for including “the unborn in the womb” as human beings whose lives are sacred. @DemConvention
I can’t vote for @TheDemocrats because of their radical abortion platform, but I’m happy to see that my old party allowed one person to tell the truth.
For the record, I don’t judge anyone on their political choices. I have friends of all persuasions. Everyone has to follow their conscience. It’s people’s actions that tell me who they are.
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Any Tweatons watching the #OhioStateFootball v #Wisconsin ?
Geez the #Buckeyes are really struggling!
Oh wait! #OhioState
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1. I'm seeing what I believe to be sincere apologies from some journalists and verified media persons regarding their lack of professionalism in rushing to judgement re the #CovingtonCatholic situation.
2. These apologies are welcome and necessary, but they don't address the damage that cannot be undone which was inflicted upon young people who are about to embark on adulthood - applying to colleges, looking for employment, etc.
3. These young people will forever have these smears follow them through their life every time they proffer their resume with the word "Covington" on it. It will also affect anyone who ever has or ever will attend that school. The damage is incalculable.
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St. Patrick's Breastplate:
I arise today
Through a mighty strength
The invocation of the Trinity,
Through belief in the Threeness,
Through confession of the Oneness
of the Creator of Creation
I arise today
Through the strength of Christ's birth with His baptism,
Through the strength of His crucifixion with His burial,
Through the strength of His resurrection with His ascension,
Through the strength of His descent for the judgment of doom.
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