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Nov 17, 2018 • 16 tweets • 8 min read
Okay! Here we go! The sporadically updated, no warranty expressed or implied #NamelessSheep thread!
One more before I head back to Pokémon.
Ok, I lied, one more. I just really wanted to draw the fish.
#NamelessSheep
#NamelessSheep
#NamelessSheep
#NamelessSheep and now my iPad is out of juice, so done for the night!
In which #NamelessSheep attempts carpentry, with mixed results.
#NamelessSheep
Sadly, this is not the worst thing #NamelessSheep has heard from Master Oldhorn...
How many apprentices has Master Oldhorn had, anyway? #NamelessSheep

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