This is my parents cat. He has just sicked on the carpet. Earlier he pissed in the hall. His name is 'Mighty' but he's terrified of tin foil.

He is the world's crappest cat. Bless.
In the style of Attenborough's Dynasties:

This is Mighty, fighting to survive in the wild. Unfortunately, Mighty has seen a small mouse and become startled. He is hiding now.
Mighty is hungry. But can a cat find a single morsel of roast beef flung from a humans dinner plate in this bloody forest? A cat cannot. Mighty decides to lay down and die.
Mighty needs a shit. Unfortunately there are no bath tubs in this forest and so he is at a loss.

Then some leaves rustle. Mighty dies of fright before he has a chance to breed. Probs for the best.

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Can I say I don't feel inclined to celebrate just yet? That I feel strangely deflated and would rather hold fire and take a let's wait and see approach? Of course I'm delighted that women only spaces will continue to be protected in law...

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(and that this will form part of centralised policy) but honestly, I mostly just feel tired and gutted that the Tory Party are the only ones prepared to acknowledge that female people exist as a distinct category of disadvantaged human and are entitled to their own spaces and
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Three female Labour party leadership hopefuls sign a pledge stating that women who believe in women's sex specific rights should be expelled from the party. Women who campaign for
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@RLong_Bailey states on the telly that she will make utilising the single sex exemptions illegal. She will abolish women only refuges. Except wait. Now she is saying she wants to keep
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2. Because I had to go to the council for an interview about my housing benefit.

This is because I am an actual poor. A single parent on
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I agree that people are entitled to a private life. I accept that people are allowed to like what they like as long as everyone involved is an enthusiastically consenting adult.

But filming
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We have neither the honesty nor integrity to say this explicitly and so we will
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This is what society has been doing to female victims of male violence since forever but the significance of this is completely lost on our misogynistic, authoritarian, ahistorical selves.
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Same old, same old, same old.
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