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Dec 29, 2018 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
This is my parents cat. He has just sicked on the carpet. Earlier he pissed in the hall. His name is 'Mighty' but he's terrified of tin foil.

He is the world's crappest cat. Bless.
In the style of Attenborough's Dynasties:

This is Mighty, fighting to survive in the wild. Unfortunately, Mighty has seen a small mouse and become startled. He is hiding now.
Mighty is hungry. But can a cat find a single morsel of roast beef flung from a humans dinner plate in this bloody forest? A cat cannot. Mighty decides to lay down and die.
Mighty needs a shit. Unfortunately there are no bath tubs in this forest and so he is at a loss.

Then some leaves rustle. Mighty dies of fright before he has a chance to breed. Probs for the best.

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Because I am bigger than this. I really do hope I am bigger than this.
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